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Old 08-16-2007, 06:13 PM
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Hey I the bass player. I'm in need of musicians who want to take over the world. I'm into 80's hair metal. I'm young. I have huge hair. I have GREAT ideas. I wanna to practice everyday and not just once a week. I will do anything to get to rehersal even if i have to skip school cause i dont care about school anyway. I'm VERY different then what you'll excpect. Give me a call at xxxx and ask for xxxxx Or you can just e-mail me or check out my myspace page at www.myspace.com/ xxxx and when your there you'll see how I look like. Thanks.
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Old 08-16-2007, 06:21 PM
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So wait, his huge hair plays the bass FOR HIM!?!

I gotta see this. It certainly seems like it would be "different from what I excpect".
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Old 08-16-2007, 06:38 PM
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So wait, his huge hair plays the bass FOR HIM!?!

I gotta see this. It certainly seems like it would be "different from what I excpect".
Yeah, if you don't wash it all the bacteria will start breaking into jam sessions...
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Old 08-16-2007, 06:41 PM
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I love this guy. Obviously nobody is serious enough to aid in his quest for stardom.
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Old 08-16-2007, 10:32 PM
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Why'd you leave out the myspace link?!!?! I wanna see this dude.
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Old 08-16-2007, 10:39 PM
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Why'd you leave out the myspace link?!!?! I wanna see this dude.

go to Tampa craigslist and do a search for huge hair
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:21 PM
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He's 15. Cut him a break.

And yes, I'm bored.

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Old 08-17-2007, 04:57 AM
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As much as I think it is funny I did not want to post his info.
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:08 AM
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Old 08-17-2007, 07:27 AM
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Wait is 80's hair metal so uncool its cool again, i missed the memo. These kids and their fads.
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Old 08-17-2007, 09:25 AM
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Tampa isn't the only haven for weirdos...

From Minneapolis this morning:

"*ARE YOU YOUNG AND NIEVE?

*DO YOU HAVE AN EGO??

*DO YOU HAVE A BASS OR DRUMS???

If so bring them along with a preparation for greatness. "

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