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Old 12-28-2011, 11:56 PM
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our guitarist plays a POS guitar

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Old 12-29-2011, 12:11 AM
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So it turns out what your guitarist thought was GAS wasn't? Well, it happens.
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Old 12-29-2011, 12:22 AM
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Hah hah....i took the bait..

Well done.
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Old 12-29-2011, 12:24 AM
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Good one lol
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Old 12-29-2011, 10:22 AM
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Heh I was prepared to see a pic of a squier strat, and a bunch of flame posts about how squiers are nice instruments. Then some guy bragging about his ric.
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Old 12-29-2011, 10:50 AM
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I've been had...
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Old 12-29-2011, 01:36 PM
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Speaking of funny brand names, I've seen a fair amount of Johnson guitars lately. Those jokes basically write themselves.
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Old 12-29-2011, 01:54 PM
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I joke around a lot, which means I fall for about every joke. Including this one.
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Old 12-30-2011, 09:05 AM
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That's nothing, look at this:
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That's nothing, look at this:

real POS Guitar
Wow! How is that even playable?
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Wow! How is that even playable?
I dunno. Very good
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That's nothing, look at this:

real POS Guitar
Arrrrrgh, Its 2012 and I still get rick roll'd. When will I learn!
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that was so harsh I think I may have to cut my eyes out and stuff them in my ears.
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Sorry gang. I was weak. I promise never to do this again...
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Old 01-04-2012, 02:08 PM
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Well if he plays it with a pick both he and the guitar are a POS.

This is a bass forum not a POS guitar forum.

I may just leave Talkbass over this!!!!!!!!

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