Out of context posts!!!! It's FUN TIME!!!!

MikeBass · #1 07-12-2011, 12:18 PM

Here's the deal...take a benign post, and make it funny with a response or a leading post out of context.
But DO NOT edit the original post....

Or how many times have you seen a subject to a thread and wanted to respond based on what the subject was, but NOT bass related???

I'll start (I posted this in the Sadowsky Club thread, that's where the idea came from)...

Hey Rob, I'm not down with going to a Tranny Strip club with you and Vic, I don't roll that way.

But gotta know, which one are you "talking" with again??

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Originally Posted by bikeplate

Hi

Cool. Im gonna give them all a try

Rob

ironrat · #2 07-12-2011, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeBass

Hey Rob, I'm not down with going to a Tranny Strip club with you and Vic, I don't roll that way.

But gotta know, which one are you "talking" with again??

It's raining here, I want a coffee......

Vic · #3 07-12-2011, 01:13 PM

Somebody had to do it.

meowmeow · #4 07-13-2011, 12:00 AM

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

meowmeow · #5 07-13-2011, 12:01 AM

"forced" to take my grandfather's M6 to school stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru we hate each other she asks how did I obtain the car I ask for a hamburger, she gives me a hamburger I raise it to my lips and take a bite. My eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. She gives me a hamburger I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. I cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs a pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. She gives me a hamburger I look at her face, and she is pleading with me. The children are crying now I raise the hamburger to my lips, tears stream down my face as I take a bite she gives me a hamburger. I am on my knees.
I plead with her to go across the street. She hears only children's laughter she gives me a hamburger I am screaming as I fall down the stairs. She is my child. I cannot see anything I take a bite of the hamburger the concrete rushes up to meet me I awake with a start in my own bed. My eye twitches involuntarily she gives me a hamburger as I kill her, I do not make a sound she gives me a hamburger...

PBnJBassist · #6 07-13-2011, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by meowmeow

"forced" to take my grandfather's M6 to school stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru we hate each other she asks how did I obtain the car I ask for a hamburger, she gives me a hamburger I raise it to my lips and take a bite. My eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. She gives me a hamburger I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. I cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs a pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. She gives me a hamburger I look at her face, and she is pleading with me. The children are crying now I raise the hamburger to my lips, tears stream down my face as I take a bite she gives me a hamburger. I am on my knees.
I plead with her to go across the street. She hears only children's laughter she gives me a hamburger I am screaming as I fall down the stairs. She is my child. I cannot see anything I take a bite of the hamburger the concrete rushes up to meet me I awake with a start in my own bed. My eye twitches involuntarily she gives me a hamburger as I kill her, I do not make a sound she gives me a hamburger...

Meaning of life... (pro)found.

ironrat · #7 07-13-2011, 06:39 AM

none of you know what are you talking about. The best bread is the pink one!

kcole4001 · #8 07-13-2011, 08:11 AM

What is the best bread for metal?

BassmanSBK · #9 07-13-2011, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by kcole4001

What is the best bread for metal?

Damn! Beat me to it!

Sketchy · #10 07-13-2011, 08:20 AM

Carrots. Definitely carrots.

No Malarky · #11 07-13-2011, 10:24 AM

Never eat Spinach with a stranger.

kcole4001 · #12 07-13-2011, 10:42 AM

MikeBass · #13 07-13-2011, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sketchy

Carrots. Definitely carrots.

Ha!!

Actually, this is pretty funny stuff, but my original intention was to post up a responce (to a post taken from any thread) or leading "post" like I did to rob's post.
But this is funny stuff.......

Sketchy · #14 07-13-2011, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyvon

TY! Is there anyway to tell what gauge or type they are? Really loving them at the moment :-)

It should say on the box the model railway comes in.

No Malarky · #15 07-13-2011, 12:02 PM

My current round wounds make me sound too bright. What string do I use to sound of average intelligence?

Phalex · #16 07-13-2011, 12:52 PM

Just say no to hippies with knives that knock on your door and ask to use the telephone.

MikeBass · #17 07-13-2011, 01:20 PM

Hey Vic, you still you and Burk still looking to do the "marriage" thing or no??? I thought you guys broke up, Burk said you were gonna talk.

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Originally Posted by Vic

Yes, and it'll be forthcoming, though I don't know exactly when at this point. But at least last we spoke, it was definitely real and gonna' happen.

MikeBass · #18 07-13-2011, 01:25 PM

DUDE!!! You hear about Vic and Burk?!?!??
They have some crazy sexual things going on these days!
Man, what the hell did Vic stick up Burks....umm...you know....what the heck are they gonna do?!?!

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Originally Posted by Phalex

You could try to chuck some mothballs down there. I think most everything hates mothballs. I don't think I'd try to flush the hole with water if it's right up to the foundation.

Or...... Call critter control!

You should pass that on to them.
And why do you about this????

Phalex · #19 07-13-2011, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeBass

DUDE!!! You hear about Vic and Burk?!?!??
They have some crazy sexual things going on these days!
Man, what the hell did Vic stick up Burks....umm...you know....what the heck are they gonna do?!?!

You should pass that on to them.
And why do you about this????

^ I lol'ed out loud. I'm still not sure I follow, but I lol'ed.

MikeBass · #20 07-13-2011, 01:33 PM

Man, Vic is walking around nekked again!!!
And he wants people to follow him around!
Lizzy D took one look at his front side right before you did and LOL'd!!

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Originally Posted by Phalex

^ I lol'ed out loud. I'm still not sure I follow, but I lol'ed.