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Old 11-16-2007, 12:19 AM
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Oxymorons "Fender Reverb without the Reverb"

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Today, I went to my local vintage shop.

Apparently, Tony was troubleshooting a vintage Fender Twin Reverb...the only problem was....one of the transformers was shot, and the bass needed to be shipped out to Canada Friday evening.

"Fender Twin Reverb without the Reverb"

that was the funniest thing I've heard in my entire life.

so, list your "gear oxymorons" here
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:26 AM
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A lightweight bass cabinet.
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:30 AM
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A lightweight bass cabinet.


no such thing, EVER. Not even a practice amp hahahha
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:33 AM
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no such thing, EVER. Not even a practice amp hahahha
I only say it because my band hates my current cab. When 3 out of 4 members say it's gotta go cause they hate helping move it, you know it's too heavy.

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Old 11-16-2007, 12:46 AM
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well, my cab is light...
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:46 AM
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The Mark Hoppus Jazz Bass.

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if it acts up, try cutting its arm off with a lightsaber. I heard this works.
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:50 AM
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A G.A.S. free member on TB.
HA, I tried very hard to be free of G.A.S. , but that's not happening

and to sundancechile, the Mark Hoppus is appaling...a misnomer AND high markup for an unextraordinary bass.
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Old 11-21-2007, 04:18 PM
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But thats a pbass
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Old 11-21-2007, 04:19 PM
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But thats a pbass
Exactly. It's listed as a P.
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