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Old 07-05-2004, 10:40 PM
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Who do you think should play bass but doesn't. This applies to alien species and groups of people too.

I think Kramer of Seinfeld, the Klingons, and all Samurai should play bass.
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Jesus and Buddah......and dont forget Ralph Nader
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Old 07-06-2004, 12:17 AM
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Nelson from the simpsons.. Most definetly..
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Skeletor...i can picture him with a Warlock bass.
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Old 07-06-2004, 10:24 AM
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Skeletor...i can picture him with a Warlock bass.
So can I.

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Old 07-06-2004, 10:49 AM
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skelator rawks your face clean off your head, son.

you do anything fun for the 4th? we spent the whole weekend by ourselves. caroline's going to florida for a while pretty soon, so we wanted some "married folk time"

made for a nice relaxing weekend.
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Not that humourous, but I think Tom Morello would make a kick ass bass player, he knows when to play and when not to play. Very tasteful. Same goes for Larry LaLonde.

That, and they hang out with kick ass bassists!

Oh, and all T-Rexs.
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Old 07-06-2004, 12:44 PM
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Thing from the Fantastic Four
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So can I.
Skeletor's a lefty? I did not know that.
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Well then maybe you should pay attetion in class more.

oh and,
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Old 07-06-2004, 05:33 PM
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Skeletor's a lefty? I did not know that.
Of course he's a lefty. He's evil, right?
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I think Kramer of Seinfeld
LOL LOL That's great!
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Old 07-06-2004, 08:18 PM
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Only 9? He could conquer that Alder 11 with no problems.
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Only 9? He could conquer that Alder 11 with no problems.
Have you seen his fingers though? They're huge! He's end up barring like 4 strings. Maybe a 9 string with extra-wide spacing.
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9 string with 4 strings on it!!
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heheh... that was pretty funny. Also, skeletor looks awesome.

As for my vote, Mr. Potato Head.
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Charlie Chaplin woulda looked cool with a bass in hand...
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Not that humourous, but I think Tom Morello would make a kick ass bass player, he knows when to play and when not to play. Very tasteful.
He does play bass. He played bass on the cover of Pink Floyd's The Wall Part II (I think thats what is called) for movie The Facilty
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