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Old 07-03-2010, 11:10 AM
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Eyes blured to prevent soul theft.
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Old 07-03-2010, 11:17 AM
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Get that guy out of the kitchen!
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Old 07-03-2010, 11:21 AM
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Old 07-03-2010, 03:31 PM
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Please tell me he wasn't preparing food for paying customers.

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Old 07-03-2010, 03:32 PM
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a cold shower isnt enough for that one...
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Old 07-03-2010, 03:47 PM
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OMG....... They sell Frappes!
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Old 07-03-2010, 05:10 PM
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Old 07-05-2010, 10:13 AM
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Old 07-05-2010, 12:17 PM
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Isn't that the new McDonald's ad?

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Old 07-05-2010, 01:20 PM
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hahaha I hope he sees this!
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Old 07-05-2010, 01:50 PM
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Dairy Queen indeed...
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Old 07-05-2010, 01:52 PM
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looks like they've replaced the wiener machine.
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I... don't think I'll ever be able to eat again...
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Old 07-05-2010, 02:12 PM
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The best part is that the tattoo on my chest is blurred out to keep my identity safe as well!

I made the mistake of frying up a bunch of bacon dressed like that one morning. These days, if I'm not wearing a shirt (or pants for that matter) I always wear an apron.
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He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger....
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Old 07-05-2010, 06:23 PM
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The best part is that the tattoo on my chest is blurred out to keep my identity safe as well!

I made the mistake of frying up a bunch of bacon dressed like that one morning. These days, if I'm not wearing a shirt (or pants for that matter) I always wear an apron.
Yeah, frying bacon in your fetish gear always leads to regret...
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Old 07-05-2010, 09:28 PM
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Now that this is out there Phalex,I think you have to change your rating disclamer...again.

BTW..How'd you convince the donkey to take the picture
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Old 07-05-2010, 09:40 PM
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"i've got a shirt and shoes... where's my service?"
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Old 07-05-2010, 10:48 PM
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I made the mistake of frying up a bunch of bacon dressed like that one morning. These days, if I'm not wearing a shirt (or pants for that matter) I always wear an apron.
You should wear an apron to cover up the flap of fat hanging between your legs that covers your wee-wee.
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Old 07-06-2010, 06:18 AM
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You should wear an apron to cover up the flap of fat hanging between your legs that covers your wee-wee.
My wife tells me I'm an inch and a half away from being a man....... or a woman.
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