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Old 09-21-2007, 11:48 AM
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he has thin fingers, and small hands... he seems not a bad boy. more like a computers person. I could bring him down
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he has thin fingers, and small hands... he seems not a bad boy. more like a computers person. I could bring him down
What's wrong with computer people?...
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...Too many anti-gun people messin' with Texans. I hear they get guns in their Happy Meals down there. :p
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I actually meant if you could beat him in terms of stupid expression.

I am a computer guy. So is our guitarist... it's probably the main reason we are kind of successful as a band. Dork-metal.
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I guess you can't beat him....unless you have a 2x4. Looks like a stout dude.
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looks a lot like a guy i saw on UFC on wednesday
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Dork metal is da s***, dude.
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This is another pretty good one. I can only imagine what he is experiencing at that moment.

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Hmmm. Maybe not, but it looks like I could confuse him pretty easily.
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This is another pretty good one. I can only imagine what he is experiencing at that moment.

My guess is regret at getting some stupid Japanese symbol that he doesn't understand tattooed on his arm.

Edit: I decided not to go with the obvious "self-pleasuring" jokes.
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You do put a leash on him when entering and leaving the gig don't you?
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He looks like the "Hooties and the Blowfish" dude on steroids!
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Old 10-04-2007, 12:28 PM
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This is another pretty good one. I can only imagine what he is experiencing at that moment.

oooh, I did that once....wow....st polli and hersheys kisses, bas combo...
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heh i think he looks cool.
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Sneeze, or the ultimate expression of doom?
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Sneeze, or the ultimate expression of doom?
yep, we've all had "zipper issues" before.
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