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Old 02-19-2008, 03:32 PM
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Which phrase(s) would only a bassist recognize?


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"Say baby do you want to lay down with me"
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Old 02-25-2008, 04:02 AM
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Old 02-25-2008, 04:33 AM
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Old 02-25-2008, 04:54 AM
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"u cant hold no groove if u aint got no pocket"
"wind me up, Funk AWAY!"
"taxes for the poor, none for the rich, people starving in america aint that a ...bummer"
" u cant tell a man by the length of his hair."

just some, but theyre essential
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Old 02-25-2008, 09:32 AM
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Actually someone said this to me...
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Old 02-25-2008, 12:18 PM
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"why does that guitar only have four strings?"
"whats a bass?"
"why don't you just play a normal guitar?"
"your just a bad guitarist arn't you?"

all from the same guy in the same conversation...
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Old 02-25-2008, 07:10 PM
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:01 PM
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Your volume knob just doesn't turn backwards does it?
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Old 03-09-2008, 09:02 PM
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Hahah, I meant like what phrases should only bass players recognize..

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