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View Poll Results: Is it wrong that I think this joke is absolutely hilarious? | |
No, the joke is hilarious!
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The joke is mean. It's still hilarious though!
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It could be funnier or it could be worse.
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It's mean. Period.
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06-25-2011, 04:10 PM
| | | | The Picnic Table Joke
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*This joke was told to me by another bass player. "What's the difference between a bass player and a picnic table?... A picnic table can support a family of four."
Is it wrong that I find this joke absolutely hilarious? 
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06-25-2011, 07:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Lisbon, Portugal | | | it is. however, the joke IS absolutely hilarious...
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06-25-2011, 07:26 PM
| | | | Remember, the person that told me this joke is a bass player.
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06-25-2011, 07:28 PM
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06-25-2011, 10:25 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Memphis, TN | | | It's just a variation on the old classic:
Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.
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06-25-2011, 10:35 PM
| | | | i've heard whats the difference between a drummer and a large pizza
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06-25-2011, 10:36 PM
| | | never mind didn't see the post right above me 
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06-26-2011, 06:47 AM
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06-26-2011, 06:49 AM
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06-26-2011, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by mikkejohansson  I thought that joke was about trombone players? | +1 That's how I heard it too.
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06-26-2011, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeff K It's just a variation on the old classic:
Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A. A large pizza can feed a family of four. | That's not true, a drummer can feed a family of four, each gets an arm or a leg! 
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06-26-2011, 10:09 AM
|  | Bassish | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: USA, CA, Sacramento Metro area | | Considering that the first time I heard that joke, it was about another group (racist jokes are bad...  ). it isn't all too offensive.
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07-05-2011, 01:55 AM
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A pigeon can still make a deposit on a new Mercedes.
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07-08-2011, 08:01 AM
| | | | old muso jokes
Aussie musos tend to reply to a bassist with the accountant joke......for example you say to an axeman "what do you do if you see a guitar player drowning" A:throw in his amp...... he eyes you off over the headstock of his pernicky lil' guitar and shoots back the accountant joke......"what's a bassplayer use for a contraceptive" A:his personality. |
07-08-2011, 10:00 AM
| | | | I remember hearing a similar joke. "What do you call Bass player without a girlfriend? .......Homeless" |
07-08-2011, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by krunchy I remember hearing a similar joke. "What do you call Bass player without a girlfriend? .......Homeless" | No, I heard that one before, but it was about drummers.
And.....
While we're in old joke mode.
How can you tell if a Deadhead has stayed at your house?
Because he's still there!
Don't worry. It's ok for me to tell Deadhead jokes because I am one. Got a spare room I can stay in?
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07-08-2011, 03:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Blackshear, Georgia | | | No 'Carrots' option. Poll is invalid. But really, it's just not funny.
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07-08-2011, 03:27 PM
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Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products | | Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: New York City | | I'm not a big fan of musician jokes, but it's probably because I heard them all 1000 times. Plugging in in case someone shows up with something new.
And I'll contribute 2.
What does a viola player use for birth control?
Her personality.
And not a musician joke, but... why to deadheads wave ther arms in front of their face when they're dancing?
to keep the music out of their eyes.
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07-08-2011, 03:32 PM
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Q. How do you get a bass player off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza!!!  |
07-08-2011, 04:03 PM
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A: She doesn't know what key it is, and she doesn't know when to come in. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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