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Old 09-16-2009, 10:12 AM
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On another forum I frequent, someone made a post saying how they think they are going to switch from guitar to bass, because they think their guitar playing is getting stale and that playing bass will let them have more fun on stage since they don't have to concentrate as much.

They also included a picture of their current bass setup.

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send him a link here! poor fella....
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LMFAO...poor fella is right. Can you say clueless?...lol
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:16 AM
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2 string bass. He is stage ready.
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:19 AM
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2 string bass worked wonders for Mark Sandman of Morphine.
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:21 AM
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Well sure... you won't have to concentrate much on playing bass when you only have 2 strings!

What a wiener.
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2 string bass worked wonders for Mark Sandman of Morphine.
I highly doubt this guy is comparable to Sandman.

Hey, he is designing his bass to play like Adam Clayton...
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On another forum I frequent, someone made a post saying how they think they are going to switch from guitar to bass, because they think their guitar playing is getting stale and that playing bass will let them have more fun on stage since they don't have to concentrate as much.
Re: "...don't have to concentrate as much..." -- my wife has been playing and teaching guitar for nearly 30 years; she's awesome. Normally, I'm the bassist in the family, but for an upcoming gig, we're covering I Can't Hold Back by Survivor, and for a lot of complicated (mostly logistic) reasons, I'm covering the acoustic guitar and she's playing bass on the track. It's an easy line to play, of course, but she remarked several times on just how much more there is to playing bass than just hitting the notes - the constant muting, different attacks for different percussive notes, playing in front of vs. on vs. behind the beat, etc - I have a feeling a lot of guitarists think that playing bass is inherently 'easier' - less strings, less fast runs, etc - and this has lead to a lot of bassist out there who are bassists because they weren't good enough to play guitar well (or as well as they wanted to). I believe a lot of them learn that there's a difference in playing bass and playing bass well, and if you didn't play guitar well, you probably ain't going to be a bass virtuoso, either. If the guy is expecting to 'not concentrate as much', I doubt he'll be moving any butts (butt activity is the measure of proper bass playing, as we all know).

Very interesting pic, and yes I did cringe!
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I see what you mean! He'll never get a decent tone with that 3" speaker cab!
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Yeah, but his strap is pink soooooo, that cancels everything else out.
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I see what you mean! He'll never get a decent tone with that 3" speaker cab!
+1, great observation.
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By looking at the guitar in the picture I'll lay money that he only uses two of the six strings on it.

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At least he's using the bigger amp for the bass and the tiny one for the guitar. Gotta give credit when it's due.
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Yeah, but his strap is pink soooooo, that cancels everything else out.
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I don't know... I won't knock it until I've heard it.

I have my biases like everyone else. Personally, I'd rather hear someone play on a two string bass than a 6 or 7 string bass. Don't kill me!
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That a doozey of a set up.
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look at all of those knobs.......
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He doesn't have to concentrate as much because he only has two strings to play...
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Yo dawg, I heard you like Marshalls so I put a Marshall on yo Marshall so you can rock while you rock :P
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couldent help but notice that "AWESOME" red guitar hes got over there. im sure hes quite the player. with those two strings on that bass, im sure he makes some great music.
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