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04-14-2009, 12:18 AM
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Funniest thing I've seen all day! And...so true... http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904510
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Texas Bassist #10
Probably in a lot of other clubs as well.
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04-14-2009, 12:46 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Studio City, CA | | | Hey, its all about the attitude. Get some personality and don't be a dufus.
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'99 Music Man Sterling, Sparkle Blue, Cremona DB, Mark Bass II, Avatar B410, Eden D212 |
04-14-2009, 01:15 AM
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04-14-2009, 01:21 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Perth, Western Australia | | it's already been posted Pretty funny.... especially the end!
Still funny though
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Aussies Bring The Thunder Down Under Club #10
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04-14-2009, 03:52 PM
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Good laugh for the day
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Mediocre Bass player Club member #218
Texas Bassist Club Member #75
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04-14-2009, 03:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Logan,W.V.(not up some holler) | | | Hmmm...Ain't like that in my neck of the woods. |
04-14-2009, 04:01 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Boston | | | HAhahaha. Brilliant. There is also the ever popular "Learn drums to get handicapped parking" |
04-14-2009, 04:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: San Diego, CA | | | funny...
however, I never had an issue. Like has been previously said - it's all about the 'tude... and your chops.
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SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!
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04-14-2009, 04:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belfast, Ireland | | | Around these parts, girls go mad for the bass player. They want a guy whos more interested in a good rumble than masturbation.
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Warwick Club Member #271
Currently playing a Warwick FNA Jazzman 5string through Markbass LMII and an Ashdown 4x10
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04-14-2009, 07:58 PM
|  | Registered Bass Offender | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Cambria, CA (Central Coast) | | | Ah, but it's the bassist who knows how the equipment works. How to hook it all up. And often how to repair it.
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Larger avatar photo here.
My usual stock answers: No, Tuesday, 12
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04-15-2009, 06:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Pensacola, Florida | | there are so many getards at my school and all that chicks the dig bass players. we are a nice change. its like me and 1 other guy play bass.
besides, bassists have bigger wood and can make things vibrate more. 
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Mediocre Bassist Club #5 "Gunfire erupted from a window high above them, but it was only a bass player getting shot for playing the wrong riff three times in a row..."
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04-15-2009, 06:56 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Everett Wa | | | That's great, keep your pick in your wallet so you seem like you care. Classic!
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04-15-2009, 08:14 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | pffff, I can absolutely guarantee that bass players get more.
Tell you what, here's a secret for you that I've learned over the years - chicks immediate attention may be drawn by the guitar player, but give it about 10 mins and they'll be bored silly. Now, have the same bunch of chicks take turns sitting on your amp while you're playing something deep with lots of vibrations...they 'aint gonna get bored  matter of fact, they're going to get a bit uh...frisky.
No need to thank me now, just take what I have told you and make me proud!!
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04-15-2009, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic pffff, I can absolutely guarantee that bass players get more.
Tell you what, here's a secret for you that I've learned over the years - chicks immediate attention may be drawn by the guitar player, but give it about 10 mins and they'll be bored silly. Now, have the same bunch of chicks take turns sitting on your amp while you're playing something deep with lots of vibrations...they 'aint gonna get bored matter of fact, they're going to get a bit uh...frisky.
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Haha.
Gene Simmons + Nikki Sixx > all guitar players ever, combined. :P
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Markbass Club #245
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04-15-2009, 08:18 AM
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04-15-2009, 10:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Baton Rouge, La. area | | | We did catch a few throw backs from the super stud lead singer/guitar player....sure, on occasion. But did score plenty on my own. It also did help if his score had a super hot friend as well!! |
04-15-2009, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic pffff, I can absolutely guarantee that bass players get more.
Tell you what, here's a secret for you that I've learned over the years - chicks immediate attention may be drawn by the guitar player, but give it about 10 mins and they'll be bored silly. Now, have the same bunch of chicks take turns sitting on your amp while you're playing something deep with lots of vibrations...they 'aint gonna get bored matter of fact, they're going to get a bit uh...frisky.
No need to thank me now, just take what I have told you and make me proud!! | my mind is running amuck 
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Mediocre Bassist Club #5 "Gunfire erupted from a window high above them, but it was only a bass player getting shot for playing the wrong riff three times in a row..."
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04-15-2009, 01:47 PM
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Haha.
Gene Simmons + Nikki Sixx > all guitar players ever, combined. :P
| On the same note, Lemmy > Gene Simmons + Niki Sixx + all the other guitar guys.
This guy has been doing it since the dawn of time and I'd wager he gets more tail now than he did in the early 70's. Altough he has said that he did pick up guitar first because "owing a guitar" was enough to get it done back then.
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04-15-2009, 02:05 PM
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04-15-2009, 02:08 PM
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