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Old 10-02-2009, 09:57 AM
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I just got in from a 3 hour pub/bar covers show. I spent time with my close friends (bandmates), got to play bass for 3 hours in front of an audience and I got paid a pocketful of cash for my troubles! How good is that?
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Yeah, it's nice to leave the bar with more money than you walked in with for a change, aye?
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what is "lark"
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Old 10-02-2009, 10:31 AM
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The suck factor is indeed quite low for the gigging bassist!
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Old 10-02-2009, 01:19 PM
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what is "lark"

It's like a dickfer.
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Old 10-02-2009, 01:26 PM
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Old 10-02-2009, 01:29 PM
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The only thing better, IMHO, is playing a large concert/festival where the only gear I need to bring is my bass and lots of people give me lots of love before, during and after the performance. But, yeah, bar gigs are OK, too!
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Old 10-02-2009, 01:40 PM
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what is "lark"
It's a little brown bird:
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Old 10-02-2009, 05:04 PM
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A lark is slang for a good situation. I enjoy this lark most weekends but only ever really thought about how good it is last night!
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Old 10-02-2009, 10:45 PM
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what is "lark"
same as for a hoot, for fun,for kicks,because it's there,felt like it,why not,beats workin',better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.......
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Old 10-02-2009, 11:37 PM
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I just got in from a 3 hour pub/bar covers show. I spent time with my close friends (bandmates), got to play bass for 3 hours in front of an audience and I got paid a pocketful of cash for my troubles! How good is that?
It's pretty damn good in my opinion.

We're playing a new venue tomorrow night and I have to admit that I'm getting pretty excited about it.
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Old 10-03-2009, 11:34 AM
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I just got in from a 3 hour pub/bar covers show. I spent time with my close friends (bandmates), got to play bass for 3 hours in front of an audience and I got paid a pocketful of cash for my troubles! How good is that?
Only thing better is a few cocktails and an attractive new lady friend to "talk about the gig" afterwards.....
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Old 10-03-2009, 02:56 PM
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I admit, playing for pay is a bit more than alright.
I'm less keen on the hauling to and fro part, epecially the fro part.
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Even though it usually doesn't pay that much bar gigs are still fun. I had an even better one last Saturday night. A professional chef's banquet. Two 45 minute sets plus all the food we wanted. Plus we got paid what we would normally get for a 4 set bar gig!
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:39 AM
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better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.......
That should really read better than a poke in the eye with any stick...
I don't imagine a dull stick would feel any better.
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:07 PM
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That should really read better than a poke in the eye with any stick...
I don't imagine a dull stick would feel any better.
the great sharp vs. dull stick debate may need it's own thread........i had a bud that used that saying constantly......it's forty years later and i bet he still does
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