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Old 08-22-2007, 09:39 AM
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See the pics below.

I was thinking of the "C-Rap" bass.....

You should here its "Brown" note.......

I'll leave the rest up to you guys.....

Sorry, its late & I cant sleep!

Cheers

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Old 08-22-2007, 09:40 AM
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"toilet" humor...

I think it's obvious, don't you?

"John"!
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:44 AM
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What about the Crapper Slapper?
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:52 AM
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Yeah, I had it designed by the team at BMW after their christmas party last year.

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Old 08-22-2007, 09:53 AM
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:54 AM
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How about the LFBD (low frequency bowel disruptor)
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:58 AM
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I think it's obvious, don't you?

"John"!
+1 or you could shorten it and tell people you're bringing your J-bass to the show
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Old 08-22-2007, 10:03 AM
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I only use "roundwounds" on it and its got this "Muddy" tone.

Thinking about trying a new "cable".

Oh thats it, Im going to bed... good night

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Old 08-22-2007, 11:30 AM
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The Toiletone "American Standard"
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:36 AM
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:44 AM
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+1 or you could shorten it and tell people you're bringing your J-bass to the show
I think P-bass would be more appropriate in this case.
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:51 PM
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Shitaviour One

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Old 08-22-2007, 01:33 PM
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Name it "The Stink Stick"
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:41 PM
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how about "Sir John", after sir john harington, the inventor of the toilet.
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Old 08-22-2007, 11:06 PM
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Name it shurley.



Becuase you'll shurley be needing to use it after long gigs


hahahahahaha I crack myself up
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Old 08-23-2007, 12:49 AM
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The Toiletone
Now, that's awesome! We have a winner!
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:28 AM
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Bongo.

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Old 08-23-2007, 04:08 AM
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my basses are named Curious George, and Pistol Whippin' Pete.
Pistol was going to be named trevor, but i decided Pistol is better. i now pass on to you..... Trevor.
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:15 AM
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"bongo prototype" ... *lol*

btw: i own a bongo ...
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