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Old 12-28-2011, 05:09 PM
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I'm a pretty new to bass but I've played drums for around 15 years, I always get told I have the best "Drummer face". In this photo I was filling in for my bassist ... turns out I have "Bass face" as well

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I gots some

Here some of mine from over the years

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Old 12-28-2011, 05:20 PM
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Old 12-28-2011, 09:40 PM
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2 weeks ago at a local club. Pirates vs Ninjas theme. I lost my pirate garb save for a bandana

i have no idea what i was thinking...
You have no idea what you were thinking...by losing all of your pirate garb except for the bandana?...or no idea what you were thinking about at the time the picture was taken, as represented by the look on your face? Haha just kidding, I know the answer, and I don't know what you were thinking by getting rid of all your pirate garb either! Haha just kidding again, nice pic.
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Old 12-28-2011, 10:27 PM
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Old 12-29-2011, 04:16 AM
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Here's my #2. Staring at the camera and thinking... oh ****, another terrible bassface picture.




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Old 12-29-2011, 05:38 AM
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I love this game! Here's a few. Yes, I am a bit of a "special needs" bass player!







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Old 12-29-2011, 06:28 AM
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2 weeks ago at a local club. Pirates vs Ninjas theme. I lost my pirate garb save for a bandana

i have no idea what i was thinking...
You look like you're trying to decide if that fart was really wet, or just really hot........
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Old 12-29-2011, 12:16 PM
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"Bass face" is the only face I really have on stage
Embarassing. May take some stage behaviour lessons...

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Old 12-29-2011, 12:32 PM
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hehe lookin through a few pics of gigs and it appears this is about my most consistent bassface.
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Old 12-29-2011, 12:51 PM
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This must be "bass face" thread number 2,000, but anyway, here's a a load of pics:









I think I have many more somewhere...
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Old 12-29-2011, 01:02 PM
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This must be "bass face" thread number 2,000, but anyway, here's a a load of pics:
Dude, you are so looking the wrong way...
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I thought someone would say that... I did 2 2-hour gigs with those girls (actually there were three) so I had enough time to look Check the chicks-at-gigs thread for more
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