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Old 02-01-2012, 11:38 PM
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here's a couple, the dread helmet was photoshopped on by a friend who took the photo. He says he can tell when Im having fun cos i always get the judge dread mouth, kinda see it though. lol.
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Old 02-01-2012, 11:40 PM
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another common one.
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Old 02-17-2012, 11:25 AM
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You look exactly like Chris Moyles.
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Old 02-22-2012, 05:04 AM
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Dude - Loved you in The Hangover.
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I shaved that beard since then.
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:43 AM
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Here's mine...
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:23 AM
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Here's my tormented look:


And the "ooohhh I play so groovy" look.
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Awright, Agent, you've gotten sufficient mileage outta some of these pix (between this thread and Chicks at Shows). It's time to get new ones happenin'. One must build upon one's legend, from time to time.
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:26 AM
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Well, these last ones I only got 2 days ago, so they're new
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Old 02-24-2012, 10:46 AM
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Dude, you are so looking the wrong way...
its entirely possible one of those chicks farted, and he couldnt get away. i played a gig once where the drummer and i both had the flu, and the sound guy wouldnt stop talking about how bad the stage smelled.

and now ill play. this isnt a close up, i cant find one at the moment, but without thinking, ill do this several times at a gig, especially when a song is getting ready to get pretty rowdy.



..found a closer one!


and apparently i like our singers rear...
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I start making absolutely retarded facial expressions when I'm grooving hard. Something I need to try to control, but I don't even notice my face moving until I see it on video. I get carried a bit carried away sometimes... Oh well, better than just standing there and looking bored like so many musicians I've seen.
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One from the vaults; this was in 2002:

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I managed to find so many that I created a Facebook album

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