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Old 07-03-2011, 10:05 AM
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Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 3!!!

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Great pics guys - keep 'em coming

same as before:

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1- ONLY pics of you or your band (I.E. no complaining and no offense given or taken - this is in HUMOR, play nice!)
2- Can't comment on too many pics w/o posting some of yourself for us to ridicule!

So I've completely lost track of the pics I've already posted so these may be repeats

have at it






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Old 07-04-2011, 09:51 AM
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I really wish I hadn't stayed up until 4 AM watching reruns of "Lost In Space".
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Old 07-04-2011, 09:53 AM
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"Oh no, I'm starting to feel self-conscious about my hair and outfit... that's not good... there's gonna be people looking at me for the whole set... judging me... The shirt was a mistake. Definitely a mistake."

And one of mine:

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Old 07-04-2011, 09:55 AM
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"Oh no, I'm starting to feel self-conscious about my hair and outfit... that's not good... there's gonna be people looking at me for the whole set... judging me... The shirt was a mistake. Definitely a mistake."
You won't believe what he said before this gig: "I couldn't find shoes that matched my pants, so I wear flip-flops"

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Old 07-04-2011, 12:43 PM
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Man,I had no idea those 'ludes my dad stashed back in '76 would still be so potent!
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Old 07-04-2011, 02:37 PM
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"What do you mean I can't be a bassist if I'm playing a Les Paul GUITAR? Don't you hear me playing the bassline? Don't you see me playing fingerstyle? What do you mean I actually need a BASS? Don't you know how small my hands look when I hold a bass?"
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Old 07-04-2011, 04:07 PM
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did you say turn d... do... dow... down? uh, well, not sure I know how to
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Old 07-04-2011, 04:27 PM
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"Guerrila radio! Turn that s**t up!

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Old 07-04-2011, 04:29 PM
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not more ufo's i still havent recovered from last time
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Old 07-04-2011, 04:35 PM
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"Guerrila radio! Turn that s**t up!

Lmao, perfect caption.
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Old 07-04-2011, 04:47 PM
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Lmao, perfect caption.
I wanted to quote Epic by Faith No More but I'll save that one for a better pic.
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Old 07-04-2011, 10:07 PM
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:37 AM
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The punk-rock musical production of "The Life Of Brian" was definitely NOT a success.
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:16 AM
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Duh you mean this isn't a bass?????
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:20 AM
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Great pics guys - keep 'em coming

same as before:

2 rules:

1- ONLY pics of you or your band (I.E. no complaining and no offense given or taken - this is in HUMOR, play nice!)
2- Can't comment on too many pics w/o posting some of yourself for us to ridicule!

So I've completely lost track of the pics I've already posted so these may be repeats



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thread 2
Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 2
PASTA taking from a page in the Bee Gees book how to sing with a finger in your ear! Hey Pasta your finger needs to be a little high supposed to be in your ear! Go back and check out page 14 fig 23 prop finger placement
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