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Old 12-09-2011, 07:13 AM
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Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 4!!!!

Alright - onto thread 4. . . Lets see those pics!!

Link to the old thread Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 3!!!

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I don't think I have any more caption worthy gig pics, but here is a studio shot . . . gotta be worth a few clapper jokes!

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Can you believe it? Just $5! A real-life hoagie! This long!
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Can you stretch that ending by this much?
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Alright - onto thread 4. . . Lets see those pics!!

Link to the old thread Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 3!!!

same as before:

2 rules:

1- ONLY pics of you or your band (I.E. no complaining and no offense given or taken - this is in HUMOR, play nice!)
2- Can't comment on too many pics w/o posting some of yourself for us to ridicule!



I don't think I have any more caption worthy gig pics, but here is a studio shot . . . gotta be worth a few clapper jokes!

In the studio with our biggest fan.
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I told her it was this long!
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Old 12-09-2011, 09:44 PM
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See? I told you ... there's that barefooted guy again. How he got into the clip I have no idea!
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Hmmm... Now where did I put my beer?
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Clasping his hands to his head in horror, Derek suddenly realizes that he hit "Reply to All" in his scathing email critique of his boss's memo earlier in the day.
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Oh man ... WHAT was in those brownies? everything is so wobbly! OK now ... steady ... steady ... just gotta concentrate here ....
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As the final notes to "Love Gun" echoed through the auditorium Mike glanced down and thought "and they all said a violin would not work in this tune, I AM a genius!"
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Guitarist/singer: "I was thinking something. What was I thinking? Oh, yeah. No, wait. What? No."

Lead guitar: "Oh crap, he's gone into what was I thinking mode. We're gonna be here for DAYS..."

Drummer: "I know I puked. I can taste it. At least I turned around. Why can't I remember where I... oh no, was I looking up when I did it? I'm not gonna turn around, oh god..."

Bass Player: "Well, since everyone's flipping out, I may as well noodle. Noodle, noodle. Hey, that's pretty good. We could probably make a song out of that. I would call it 'Rockin in my Birkenstocks,' because I loooove Birkenstocks. Or I could call it the 'Toe Jam,' because that's what I'm smelling... from my Birkenstocks. Yeah."
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Bass Player: "Well, since everyone's flipping out, I may as well noodle. Noodle, noodle. Hey, that's pretty good. We could probably make a song out of that. I would call it 'Rockin in my Birkenstocks,' because I loooove Birkenstocks. Or I could call it the 'Toe Jam,' because that's what I'm smelling... from my Birkenstocks. Yeah."
That was awesome! And I love my Birkenstocks! I should write a song about them...yeah!
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Here we can see Roger practicing his knee drops in the privacy of his own home studio in preparation for his upcoming jazz lounge gig...
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Guitarist on the left-FFS,that's the last time I respond to a craiglist wanted ad....
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