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Old 03-15-2012, 06:40 AM
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Guitarist:So maybe a karaoke contest wasn’t the best idea to fine a new singer
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Old 03-18-2012, 03:39 PM
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she told me she broke her g-string so i said you could use mine
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"I asked her if she liked my G string, and if she wanted to finger each others' for a while."

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Old 03-18-2012, 07:40 PM
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' On the next episode of Ghost Hunters: '...The GH crew visits Bobby Mackey's again and as the medium asks another question, her EVP detector in her right hand lights up as the bass player begins to levitate above the stage."

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Old 03-19-2012, 07:22 AM
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who says white men can't jump he is at least 2 inches off the ground someone call MythBusters
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Old 03-19-2012, 07:34 AM
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Dude, I like so shouldnt have drank that last pitcher....
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Aww,,,, c'mon guys, let me down off the mike stand.
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Old 03-19-2012, 11:07 AM
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Mmm I love playing highschool gigs.
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Old 03-19-2012, 01:23 PM
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I should really take that advice from TALKBASS and stop using the "SmileyFace EQ Method" Maybe then I could actually stand up and hear myself!


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Old 03-21-2012, 02:59 PM
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LOL ok heres one
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I hate high necklines. I still can't see down her shirt.
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Old 03-21-2012, 06:11 PM
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Mmm I love playing highschool gigs.
I'm still laughing about this one.
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I hate high necklines. I still can't see down her shirt.
lol.... been there, done that... and they are spectacular!


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Old 03-21-2012, 11:33 PM
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