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Old 12-12-2011, 08:08 AM
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Tom dropped his pick and bent down to find it. Not only couldn't he find it,but he wasn't able to stand up once he got down there.
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"Patch tried like hell to get his bass solo on the new album"

Come on man! I just need this much tape to stick my bass solo!
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Old 12-12-2011, 09:09 AM
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Trivia time who is older in this picture? Who is older the Bass or the Player (theme to Jeopardy plays in the background)

Neither they were both built in 1952
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Old 12-12-2011, 10:13 AM
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Old 12-12-2011, 10:15 AM
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Of course Ringo didn't play on the Beatles tracks. Everyone knows he lost his arms in the same car crash that killed Paul McCartney.
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Old 12-12-2011, 10:17 AM
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Old 12-12-2011, 10:22 AM
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Old 12-12-2011, 10:34 AM
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5 String and his guitarist react to the announcement to move your car
Anyone with the Red and yellow 1989 Yugo can you move your car it is a piece of Sh*t

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Old 12-12-2011, 10:38 AM
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here is a pic from our performance on "Norway's got talen" made it to the semifinals
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Old 12-12-2011, 10:41 AM
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Old 12-12-2011, 10:42 AM
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here is a pic from our performance on "Norway's got talen" made it to the semifinals
the band gets discounted pricing on Camo pants
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Trivia time who is older in this picture? Who is older the Bass or the Player (theme to Jeopardy plays in the background)

Neither they were both built in 1952[/quote]

Ouch,I'm of 58 vintage....Dee
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Old 12-12-2011, 11:14 AM
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Trivia time who is older in this picture? Who is older the Bass or the Player (theme to Jeopardy plays in the background)

Neither they were both built in 1952
Ouch,I'm of 58 vintage....Dee[/quote]

Sorry Dee I was trying to make your bass worth more if you decide to sell some day on Tb but, hey 58 is still a very good year I too belong to that vintage! LOL
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Suddenly "Inflamed Scrotum" comes to the realization that the VFW may not be the best venue to showcase their unique brand of Morbid Punk Pop Nu Metal.
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Old 12-12-2011, 01:56 PM
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As soon as Rob Halford sat in on the KC medley the dance floor was bananas!
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