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Old 04-27-2012, 10:37 AM
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Old 04-27-2012, 10:43 AM
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Old 04-27-2012, 10:52 AM
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Leather pants feel *so good* I just want to sing!!!
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Old 04-27-2012, 11:10 AM
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Old 04-27-2012, 11:13 AM
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Old 04-28-2012, 03:06 AM
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"Scotty! The transporter has malfunctioned! It brought some musicians here! Set phasers on stun before one of them plays a solo!"

And this is more subtle than the last one I posted, but there's potential silliness.

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Old 04-29-2012, 06:31 AM
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"Scotty! The transporter has malfunctioned! It brought some musicians here! Set phasers on stun before one of them plays a solo!"

And this is more subtle than the last one I posted, but there's potential silliness.

I bet the climbing puppet is an weapon of mass seduction!
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Old 04-30-2012, 01:18 AM
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Old 04-30-2012, 01:24 AM
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Old 04-30-2012, 06:13 AM
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one more I'll start a with a comment someone said to me " No one lights up those four strings like Mr. RT Slinger"

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