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Old 06-25-2012, 11:32 AM
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Man, my guitarist's butt is looking good!
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Old 06-25-2012, 11:36 AM
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Drummer: Get your dang foot off my kit!!!
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Old 06-25-2012, 02:58 PM
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Her: Well this is fun isn't it!
Him: Don't even talk to me, after what you pulled...
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Old 06-25-2012, 03:04 PM
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Alright guys, do your worst...

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Old 06-25-2012, 03:39 PM
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What do you think, Mom? Should we go with the Star Trek nerd theme?
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Old 06-25-2012, 04:24 PM
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The plate in Larry's head prevented him from realizing that he was not in fact an upright bassist. Years of therapy failed to awaken him to the truth. Tragedy soon followed...the guitar left him.
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Old 06-25-2012, 04:35 PM
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Years of therapy failed to awaken him to the truth.
This line had me in stitches... it's like you know him!
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Old 06-25-2012, 04:44 PM
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Dude...just look at the pic.

What is that thing?
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Old 06-25-2012, 06:18 PM
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Hahahaha, it's a headband of some sort. I believe it's inspired by some sort of japanese anime thing... Our guitar player has some unique quirks, but he's an awesome guy and really easy to work with so I just let it slide. We all have our character flaws afterall...
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the violinist is a fem bot!!! ::cue nipple guns::
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When I count to 5 you will awake... 1-2-3-4-5

YOU! YES, YOU! ENOUGH ALREADY!
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Have at it I can take it.


GRANDMA. GRANDMA! PUT THE BASS DOWN GRANDMA. PUT THE BASS DOWN, HONEY.
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HEY EVERYBODY! LOOK WHAT I JUST PULLED OUTTA MY NOSE!
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Old 06-26-2012, 11:55 AM
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People have always wondered what happened to Vinnie Delpino from Doogie Howser fame. Now they know.



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Old 06-26-2012, 12:40 PM
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Yes, it was me. I farted....

Blame the Burrito!

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Old 06-26-2012, 12:44 PM
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Hey! Hey! Hey! We're the monkees! (no wait, that's not right!)


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Old 06-26-2012, 12:57 PM
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"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting..."

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Old 06-26-2012, 01:03 PM
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"E" dammit! "E" The song is in GD'ed "E"!!!

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Old 06-26-2012, 01:32 PM
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OMG! SNAKE!!! (oh wait, that's part of the PA isn't it?)

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Old 06-26-2012, 02:06 PM
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The invisible "lasso the kid" routine is always a big hit with our crowds.
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