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Old 12-12-2011, 02:30 PM
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Whaddaya mean one day we'll all be fat old men? We're going to be cool forever!
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Old 12-12-2011, 03:15 PM
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"Yeah, the name CROSSFIRE was already taken, but we liked it a lot so we just subtracted a letter and talked our singer into legally changing his name to Ross."
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"Yeah, the name CROSSFIRE was already taken, but we liked it a lot so we just subtracted a letter and talked our singer into legally changing his name to Ross."
Actually, that's quite funny to me.
There was a country band from NB in the late 90s fronted by a friend of mine (and former bandmate), called Crossfire, and our band was called Backroads. We did a benfit show together and I happened to ask what we'd get if members of of our bands joined up.
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Old 12-12-2011, 04:56 PM
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Old 12-12-2011, 05:06 PM
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LOL, we scratched that idea.....fast.
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The vocalist/rythym guitarist did not get the text message about the change in choreography.
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Old 12-13-2011, 08:21 AM
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"Our drummer is football. Our acoustic guitarist is shotput. And me, I'm more along the lines of chess."

Here's one of me that should be pretty mockable.

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Drummer : " Dude , yr smokin' . "

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Vocalist : " I have to pee. "

Elton John : " There's a band in my sauna . "
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