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06-28-2012, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by NML1986  Go on then, I'm in need of a laugh.  | I was supposed to bring my own amp? d'oh
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06-28-2012, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by TomA1234 
Do your worst people (Look at the singer). | DUDE!!! That guy just grabbed the last free hot dog. Now we really aren't getting paid anything for this gig.
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06-28-2012, 01:24 PM
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Guy on far right: Hey guys! That dude over there has mutton chops like I do. He he, cool...
The others: Dude, shut up and look cool! This picture is going up on TalkBass one day - and we gotta look cool!!!
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06-28-2012, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by jdbham DUDE!!! That guy just grabbed the last free hot dog. Now we really aren't getting paid anything for this gig. | Ironically, we actually got paid quite well for that gig considering that we are a bunch of teenagers.
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06-28-2012, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by NML1986 Go on then, I'm in need of a laugh. | to guitar player: please, i have a headach. maybe tomorrow
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06-28-2012, 04:38 PM
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I coulda had a Hagstrom H8!
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06-28-2012, 04:40 PM
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Why did I bother with the shirt? Everyone can tell I'm the bass player. . . * sigh *
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06-28-2012, 04:41 PM
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Man, I can't wait until this Beiber gig is over...
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06-28-2012, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Energy 30 Minutes before sound check: | 'how does everyone know I'm a bassist'
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06-28-2012, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Funky Ghost
Man, I can't wait until this Beiber gig is over... | Sound guy - " I hope this Dye job doesn't run, I gotta Elvis look-a-like comp after this "
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06-29-2012, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by NML1986 Go on then, I'm in need of a laugh. | Guitarist: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Bassist: I don't know.
Guitarist: Drool.
Drummer: (Ba dum dum..tsss) What? No... wait.
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06-29-2012, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Energy 30 Minutes before sound check: | THAT'S RIGHT. WE'VE GOT A WHITE DOUCHE IN THE BAND WHO THROWS UP GANG SIGNS. BUT NOT FOR LONG.
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06-29-2012, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Freight Train THAT'S RIGHT. WE'VE GOT A WHITE DOUCHE IN THE BAND WHO THROWS UP GANG SIGNS. BUT NOT FOR LONG. | Hahaha! Can you be a douche and wear horizontal striped shirts? I'm not so sure...
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06-29-2012, 09:37 PM
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06-29-2012, 09:59 PM
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Did that song end in C sharp or D flat??
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06-29-2012, 10:13 PM
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06-29-2012, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Bassbubble11 |
I've got 2 words for ya.....
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Originally Posted by parsons That's because anything that has flats and a tort guard is considered automatically tougher than Chuck Norris. | Mediocre #489
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06-29-2012, 10:56 PM
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Adding a one legged bass player has done amazing things for our tip jar...
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06-30-2012, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by pmchenry
Adding a one legged bass player has done amazing things for our tip jar... | 
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06-30-2012, 09:11 AM
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