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Old 12-14-2011, 03:24 PM
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quote michael g



" 'scuse me while I whip this out . "
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" 'scuse me while I whip this out . "
Ha! Now the guitar player knows what it's like to play in someone elses sonic space. Dang octave pedals.
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:04 PM
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Maybe this will give someone something to work with:
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:42 AM
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Old 12-15-2011, 08:43 AM
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" 'scuse me while I whip this out . "
Do you think this looks like a pose? I want to post it on TB website but that RTSlinger guy is always keen on the faked pix
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Old 12-17-2011, 01:40 PM
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here is a pic from our performance on "Norway's got talen" made it to the semifinals
Unfortunately, Kimsallahbim's tiny 20-watt practice amp tone was swallowed in the mix by his bandmate's massive Windsor half-stack
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Old 12-17-2011, 01:47 PM
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"I shall have you tonight. Yeeeeesssss. It is youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu that I have chosen. Only you shaaaaaaaaaaallll...feeeeeeeeeeeellll...the Mooooojoooooooooooo. Of my a$$less chaps."
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Old 12-18-2011, 07:52 AM
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Its a video.... But please, imagine if it were a picture.Crazy Bitch! - YouTube
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Old 12-18-2011, 09:31 AM
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Pete's mortal fear of ground loops wouldn't protect him from the giant lemon meringue .
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Old 12-18-2011, 09:36 AM
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" This guy always noodles on my washboard solos."
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Old 12-18-2011, 10:00 AM
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5 String and his guitarist react to the announcement to move your car
Anyone with the Red and yellow 1989 Yugo can you move your car it is a piece of Sh*t
yugos are awsome cars xD (many people here have ona, you just need to add few things)
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Old 12-18-2011, 12:45 PM
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Al Gore plays bass like he invented the internet.
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Old 12-19-2011, 06:23 AM
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I should have never bought these strings from the Dollar Store!
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Old 12-19-2011, 06:36 AM
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lol my bandmates
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Old 12-19-2011, 06:42 AM
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[quote=celestialtrash;11912243]

As you can see by the picture our gig was over before it started! Here the owner is throwing us out because no one showed up.
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lol

guh i hope not, that dude is a crazy filipino and id hate to see him throw us out.

but, thats our rehearsal space

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Old 12-19-2011, 10:22 AM
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one of our latest gigs, it could've been flawless but i acidentaly dropped my pick near the end of the last song, but still great performance and excelent answer from the public that day
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Old 12-19-2011, 10:53 AM
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For dry hangar gigs I use "Stay Saffro" for that funky fresh look
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:18 AM
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If this thread is about funny pics, i found some from our first gig outside our town

faces that ruins a good photo >.<
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overenjoyment
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over enjoyment 2
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Armory is one of my fav hobbies too
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