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Old 10-17-2012, 04:30 PM
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The remaining N.O. Saints fans have formed a band.
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Old 10-17-2012, 08:01 PM
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...there's a bassist's joke about a box pattern in there somewhere...maybe...or not.
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Old 10-17-2012, 08:54 PM
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I told you we shouldn't have named the band "Boxy Ladies!"
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Old 10-17-2012, 11:18 PM
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Al Gore plays bass like he invented the internet.
Oy! I should not have looked at that at almost 1:30am. I LOL'ed and nearly woke the kids up.
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Old 10-18-2012, 08:27 PM
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Crappy cell pic, but have fun with it. This was at last night's gig

That face is epic.
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Old 10-19-2012, 08:31 AM
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Just another horny bass player.
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:57 PM
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Hey, this microphone looks pretty tasty...
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Old 10-24-2012, 08:13 PM
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Old 10-24-2012, 08:15 PM
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"Yeah, the name CROSSFIRE was already taken, but we liked it a lot so we just subtracted a letter and talked our singer into legally changing his name to Ross."
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We're the Pointy Headstocks...please buy our cassette at the merch table!
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Old 11-06-2012, 12:01 PM
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Little did a misbehaving-middle finger Johnny know, that his Dad was about to kick his head off the stage like a soccer ball !
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:02 PM
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So, where is Waldo?
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The drummer would have pulled off a much closer version of Waldo.
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Old 11-09-2012, 11:18 PM
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Ohh Halloween shows, how fun they can be. Classy bar with a TV on stage. At least my costume was dual purpose, after I ditched the claws a couple of songs in I looked like a fat Elvis ;-)


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"Hmmm... maybe I should paint these with glitter and just call myself Wolverelvis."

And here's one of me from last night.

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