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Old 11-28-2012, 04:54 AM
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:04 AM
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:16 PM
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"Play that funky music, white boys!"

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Old 11-28-2012, 03:25 PM
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:36 AM
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Bass player:I wish I didn't listen to my Mom this time matching shoes what am I a fashionista?
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:37 AM
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"Play that funky music, white boys!"

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The home for the blind put on their annual concert this week to raved reviews
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:39 AM
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The band kixs it hard with their motown rendition of the classic 3 blind mice. Oh you could feel the funk in the room people!
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:41 AM
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The always fashion minded bass player here wishing he should have worn his maple bass for the show.
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:47 PM
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There most likely was plenty of Funk.
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:49 PM
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"Play that funky music, white boys!"

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Old 11-29-2012, 12:54 PM
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:56 PM
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Sven missed the text message stating the gray and white camo pants were to be worn for the gig.
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"Jack, Kate, Sawyer, and Hurley went to look for water. You wanna jam for a bit?"
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Old 11-29-2012, 05:12 PM
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:58 PM
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"Hey! You! In the back!... Not you! The other you!... Yessss, YOU! Sit down now! you're ruining it for everyone!"

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