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Old 11-29-2012, 08:44 PM
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In the middle of the song: Oh wait my Boyfriend text me
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Old 11-30-2012, 06:29 AM
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Ladies and Gentleman I think Mr. RTSLINGER is in the 3rd row is that RT can you please stand up
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Old 11-30-2012, 06:35 AM
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OK, not a lot of other people will get this joke, but...
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"Tche tche tche tche tche tche tche re re... Adriana Lima e voce!"
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Old 11-30-2012, 01:18 PM
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OK, not a lot of other people will get this joke, but...

"Tche tche tche tche tche tche tche re re... Adriana Lima e voce!"
nice catch, those girls are models!
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Old 11-30-2012, 02:07 PM
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Jeff was excited about the idea of a power trio until he learned that he would be 2/3 of it.
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Old 12-01-2012, 10:52 AM
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Jeff was excited about the idea of a power trio until he learned that he would be 2/3 of it.
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Old 12-01-2012, 11:44 AM
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No caption here. Just admiring the one in the stripes. Jeez!!
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Jeff was excited about the idea of a power trio until he learned that he would be 2/3 of it.

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Old 12-01-2012, 12:04 PM
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Here's my go at it:


Bassist: Dude, I've got a song you'll certainly like! It's called YYZ, and it perfectly fits your voice range!
Singer: I've got two words for you, and it's not Merry Christmas.
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Old 12-01-2012, 06:08 PM
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Old 12-01-2012, 06:41 PM
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Jeff was excited about the idea of a power trio until he learned that he would be 2/3 of it.
LOL, that works considering both me and the bass...
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Old 12-02-2012, 02:03 AM
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Judging by the look on his face and the finish on your Ric, he's taken his fair share of cranial abuse gigging with you.
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Old 12-02-2012, 08:28 AM
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Judging by the look on his face and the finish on your Ric, he's taken his fair share of cranial abuse gigging with you.
Yeah, Not realy, I bought the Rick that beaten, But I've been realy close and this is probaly one of the times :P
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Old 12-02-2012, 08:38 AM
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:11 PM
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"Lord, I have nowhere else to turn and I really need some help for the next song. Please, please transform this into a five-string. Amen."
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