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Old 12-04-2012, 05:57 AM
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No smart A@@ it is not a double bass cause it has 7 strings its just a bass.(Brad has trouble playing well with others)
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Old 12-04-2012, 06:01 AM
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Why the heck does he have to play paradiddles when ever I go into a solo he just can't keep a freaking back beat!
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Old 12-04-2012, 06:26 AM
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Wow!!! Am I in Heaven cause I see angels!!!

P.S. ok this was in response to the pretty girls in the pic singing bit when I quoted the pic did not transfer over.
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Old 12-04-2012, 06:43 AM
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Old 12-04-2012, 07:17 AM
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Toys R Us + Black Friday, who needs Guitar Center?
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Old 12-04-2012, 09:23 AM
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In another example of the economic downturn, the band tried soliciting donations so the bassist could buy a real instrument and ditch the one he got in his kid's box of Fruity Pebbles.
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Old 12-04-2012, 10:52 AM
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Where's my cookie, someone promised me a cookie....maybe that preacher guy with the toy bass has a cookie?
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Old 12-04-2012, 12:42 PM
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Jandscotten picked up this ahhh bass on ebay for $1200.00 " it was much bigger in the picture" he is quoted as saying.
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Old 12-04-2012, 12:44 PM
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after a back injury he asked his wife to get him the lightest bass we could afford plus his only bass trade in. Not what he had in mind.
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Old 12-04-2012, 12:49 PM
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Jan was screwing up all over the place he forgot his powder and the rubber strings on his Ashbory bass were on forgiving
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Old 12-04-2012, 01:20 PM
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After a long day of filming yet another "Meet the Focker's" movie... Robert Di Nero likes to unwind by thumping a little bass with his rock-a-billy trio... "You talkin' to me?"

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Old 12-04-2012, 01:52 PM
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"We're below the *what*?!


I thought you were just farting this whole time."
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Old 12-04-2012, 06:39 PM
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And in this corner, we have the "Safety in Numbers Band!"
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Old 12-04-2012, 11:55 PM
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:51 AM
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here you go
Esteban's guitar sales were plummeting, so in a desperation move he switched to the bass!
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:56 AM
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"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat...."
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Old 12-05-2012, 11:55 AM
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After a long day of filming yet another "Meet the Focker's" movie... Robert Di Nero likes to unwind by thumping a little bass with his rock-a-billy trio... "You talkin' to me?"
WOW!! Totally . . . the guitar player is almost a Dustin Hoffman too. Almost
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Old 12-05-2012, 05:19 PM
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Upon posting this picture, all the guys on Talkbass put in their resume's to replace Dan Brasil in his band.
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:07 AM
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Try as she might, Annie The Tranny could neither ignore nor hide her attraction for the lead singer.
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:10 AM
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After 15 years in exile Phillip Seymour-Hoffman returns as "The Bass Player".
Jeremy hoped his old football-injured knee didnt give out and drop him like a house of cards.
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