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Old 12-19-2011, 02:53 PM
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Jeremy hoped that his Tebow pose would elicit a better crowd response at the end of his solo.
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Darkonar, thought of everything even wearing real spiked wrist bands which aren't allowed in school a few minutes after this picture was shot he was dragged from the stage by the local cops handcuff and arrested on weapons possession he was later release to his parents who want him to quit the band.
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Storyboard potential?





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Old 12-19-2011, 07:19 PM
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Backstage at a gig we found a banana. The photographer happened to be walking by while we were messing with it.



And one onstage pic (sorry about the sideways-ness)

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With one swift but deadly fart Slim was able to tumble the errant stage diver!
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With one swift but deadly fart Slim was able to tumble the errant stage diver!
Ha! I hadn't considered that angle. Good eye!
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Backstage at a gig we found a banana. The photographer happened to be walking by while we were messing with it.



And one onstage pic (sorry about the sideways-ness)

Though not technically a rider request,it was no secret in the industry that Spike must be brought to orgasm by a Stagedoor Johnny before each performance.
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Old 12-20-2011, 10:16 AM
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The singer scared for his life kicks a crazed fan off the stage!
he was later heard saying "he looked a lot bigger when he bum rushed me"
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Old 12-20-2011, 12:02 PM
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The singer scared for his life kicks a crazed fan off the stage!
he was later heard saying "he looked a lot bigger when he bum rushed me"
Haha! Good one!

It looked like a kick to me too.

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Not realizing that he was simply a scared and lost child who had wandered on to the stage, the singer kicked what he though was a crazed fan off the stage! He was later heard saying "he looked a lot bigger when he bum rushed me"
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Unfortunately, Kimsallahbim's tiny 20-watt practice amp tone was swallowed in the mix by his bandmate's massive Windsor half-stack
well if you think of an aguilar db 750 with an 2x10 cab for a 20 watt practice amp i would like to know your practice amp
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Got some new ones:
Yes that is a booger flying out of my nose:




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Old 12-27-2011, 10:58 PM
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Sam and Dean bust their way outta hell doing a rousing version of "Big Bottom".
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Maybe if I howl they will think we are playing Ozzy! (actually it was a freak side-effect of watching Twilight 1 & 2 with girlfriend!)
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:51 AM
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The drummer knew that Darkonar always sing this song with his eyes closed so he had the guitarist move the mic. Devilishly clever don't you think?
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Old 12-28-2011, 11:28 AM
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I have no idea what I'm doing back there.

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Old 01-03-2012, 08:52 AM
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Bass player: who the frank told him he could sing! Another gig I won't be paid for! Man I need to stop sitting in for people jeez!
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I have no idea what I'm doing back there.

great shot!

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