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Old 01-11-2012, 10:19 AM
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ARRGHHH!!! HULK SMASH BASS!!!
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Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
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There's bound to be a few "tipsy photog succumbs to his powers" captions to follow this one.
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Old 01-16-2012, 07:49 AM
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The raised pinkie etiquette rule is still correct when playing bass in Arizona ...
In NJ however the same rule doesn't apply it is usually a different finger raised more often.

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Old 01-16-2012, 07:52 AM
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here are some

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Old 01-16-2012, 11:49 AM
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It became woefully apparent after a few tunes that smooth jazzer Jeanelle had made a mistake hiring a sub with a metal background.
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A shot of the elusive bass player from the Ghost of Gigs Past!
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Old 01-18-2012, 06:15 AM
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Sorry Pklima in advance RTS


To teach PKLima a lesson for hitting on her all the time the singer
loosen the wheel on his bass shaft. follow up on this story in gig alerts in Bass Humor & Gig Stories

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Old 01-18-2012, 11:12 AM
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Sorry Pklima in advance
PJKlima had a hard time playing in tune due to the vocalists' skirt randomly picking up RF.
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Old 01-18-2012, 11:28 AM
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There's bound to be a few "tipsy photog succumbs to his powers" captions to follow this one.
Good thing we brought our lights!
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Old 02-02-2012, 06:31 AM
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trying to keep it alive.

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^ The Green Hornet tries to make a bust at a "Gentlemans Club" (Kato is on drums.)
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trying to keep it alive.
Don Diego Slinger always made an effort to hide his true identity from the adoring masses...
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Old 02-07-2012, 05:06 PM
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Really, two beers and he forgets the whole playlist, really?!?!?
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Old 02-09-2012, 06:00 AM
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Guitarist "oh crap, I just remembered...I'm right handed!
Drummer "what the hell is this stuff on the walls?? God, it's blood! I'm out of here!"
Singer/guitarist "hmmm, beer 3 or not beer 3? That is the ques..whoah! Where the f@$k are my feet?"
Bass player "don't look up, don't make eye contact. Just keep playing and we will get out of here alive"
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Old 02-09-2012, 06:28 AM
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This mail clerk is a Sax player on the weekends

Sax Player: I still don't understand why he has to leave the freaking double bass in the middle of the floor? Why can't he put it behind him for chripse sakes! and he has to have a freaking stool for his beer what a primadonna. I just like to smash his face!

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Let's see what we can do with this one...

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Let's see what we can do with this one...
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