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Old 12-06-2012, 10:54 AM
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Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 5!!!!!

Thread 5!!!!!

Some great pics and great captions. Lets keep it going . . .

same as before:

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1- ONLY pics of you or your band (I.E. no complaining and no offense given or taken - this is in HUMOR, play nice!)
2- Can't comment on too many pics w/o posting some of yourself for us to ridicule!

I'll start w/ a few (hopefully not doubles. Oddly, for as much of a fool as I am, there rarely is a camera around . . .):










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Old 12-06-2012, 11:24 AM
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Dude, lay off the bean

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Seriously, I don't care if they help you hit the high notes.
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:31 AM
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In an effort to cure pasta's habit of sticking his bass into the guitarist's ear...




...the band wouldn't let him wear the cool hats onstage. This made him sad. And jealous.

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Old 12-06-2012, 11:35 AM
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Repost from the end of part 4:

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Old 12-06-2012, 11:36 AM
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Looks like those people could use a little more exercise.
maybe for starters...... they could try standing up.
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:52 AM
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Repost from the end of part 4:

who slipped the guitar player exlax? quick, search the band for guilty faces . . .


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Dude, lay off the bean
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:56 AM
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And now, a public service announcement on the importance of grounding your equipment when on-stage...

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Old 12-06-2012, 12:12 PM
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Little did the guitard know, his bass player COULD and DID play that song in his sleep...
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:41 PM
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How true - he would always close w/ Me and Mrs Jones and play it slow. I would doze some times (this shot was during that tune . . .)
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:47 PM
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:13 PM
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Myself and my singer setting up early..
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Repost from the end of part 4:

"And the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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PWEASE PWEASE DON'T EAT ME MR GWIZZWY BEAR!!!!
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I know right he shouldn't have given away his t-shirt ha ha ha
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I don't care what those two "musicians" think! I'm sexy and I know it!
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Jeez the chimes player is a no show again I hope he isn't arrested like the last time?
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:09 AM
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I think I may actually have been squeaking one out here;

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