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Old 12-07-2012, 12:19 PM
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I think I may actually have been squeaking one out here;

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Old 12-07-2012, 01:29 PM
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Not sure why I look so shocked, but that should make for some good fodder.
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:34 PM
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There have been 5 of these threads already?! How did I miss these?
Okay, here are two from last night's Christmas anticipation gig...



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Old 12-07-2012, 01:41 PM
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:18 PM
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Not sure why I look so shocked, but that should make for some good fodder.
Uh oh........ So much for that clean underwear.
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All you chubby white dudes look alike to me.
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:24 PM
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Not sure why I look so shocked, but that should make for some good fodder.
"Dad?! Dad?! Is that you?! And what are you doing with that sweet young hottie??!!!"
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:28 PM
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Originally posted by DeadGoonz


What? A-rod struck out again? Oh yeah. It's the playoffs.

Hey man. I feel your pain. I'm a Yankee fan too.
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:13 PM
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Now THAT'S a look that can make even a guitar player turn down!!! WHOA!!!
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:48 PM
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OH God I think that was wet !!!!
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:46 PM
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I think I posted this one in the original incarnation of this thread, but anyway here it goes again just in case:

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oh and one more from about a week ago

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oh and one more from about a week ago

Guitar #1 "Oh baby, baby I love you"
Female Guitar, "Oh I remember when my baby loved me...this song is so sad...."
Bass, "Chips...."
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Old 12-08-2012, 07:33 AM
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:19 AM
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oh and one more from about a week ago

"So you don't think the bass is an important part of the band, huh?! Ha! Let's see how good you two sound while I just quit playing and have a snack..."
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Okay, here are two from last night's Christmas anticipation gig...

"I don't know if this is really a Christmasy look. Are you guys SURE this is how Santa Claus dresses these days?"
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:06 AM
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Screw up the intro to the chorus one more time and I will EAT YOUR SOUL!!!
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All you chubby white dudes look alike to me.
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Old 12-08-2012, 11:39 AM
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Old 12-08-2012, 11:47 AM
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LMAO. I gotta say that guy is one of the least annoying guitarists I've ever met in my life. I just naturally look mean.
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