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Old 12-08-2012, 02:22 PM
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hahaha genius stuff gentlemen! oh caption thread, where have you been all my life?
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"Hold it in. Hold it in. Hold it in! Oh no! Oh! Oh no!
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Old 12-09-2012, 04:43 PM
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Ziggy played guitar..but switched to bass so he didn't have to stand next to the guy in the jean cut-offs!
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Old 12-10-2012, 06:26 AM
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What? A-rod struck out again? Oh yeah. It's the playoffs.

Hey man. I feel your pain. I'm a Yankee fan too.
daym thats a nice pair!
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Repost from the end of part 4:

Too late, Jerermy realized that wiring his guitar was not a good idea for his first DIY Home Electronics project.
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I think I posted this one in the original incarnation of this thread, but anyway here it goes again just in case:

Writhing in agony, Jeremy fought to remain conscious as the Alien Bass burst from his chest.
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:18 PM
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"So you don't think the bass is an important part of the band, huh?! Ha! Let's see how good you two sound while I just quit playing and have a snack..."
Having skipped dinner in order to get to the gig on time, Jeremy decided to carb up during the lead guitarist's sappy rendition of "Tears In Heaven".
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Bob missed the memo about blue shirt day but kept in the spirit by making sure at least one whole leg of his blue jeans was visible at all times.
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:31 PM
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:39 PM
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Repost from the end of part 4:

"Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Bitches"
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Old 12-11-2012, 06:40 AM
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He, he, he. Look girls. Mine's bigger than his.
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OMG, he's going to puke in the jack-o-lantern...again.
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And yet , it's the most sensible place to vomit.
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:47 AM
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He's got a little Captain in him.
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