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Old 12-12-2012, 01:00 PM
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from an east texas blues gig ...
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:20 PM
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And yet , it's the most sensible place to vomit.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:06 PM
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The Shindigger's gig ended when the neon beer light exploded in a blinding flash all over the stage and vaporized the drummer.
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this is not me , but
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How old is that picture Dave?

If it's as old as I suspect, then I can well guess who those guys are.
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Hey, send that pizza delivery guy up here! My bass player ordered those three pizzas!
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For some reason, "Johnny And The ChickenHawks" have never been able to get out of Johnny's basement and do a real gig.
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My turn to experience some well-deserved ridicule

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Old 12-12-2012, 10:07 PM
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Bob's narcolepsy always kicks in at the most inopportune times...
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Perhaps the most awkward-looking moment to have ever been captured on a stage...

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Old 12-13-2012, 04:27 AM
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Perhaps the most awkward-looking moment to have ever been captured on a stage...

Once they glanced back at the screen, Skylar and Jared's eyes were fixated on the visual psychedelic black hole before them. The gig soon deteriorated, sending both young lads to the local psychiatric ward. Skylar is showing some signs of improvement, but Jared is still only tolerating puree food.

Doctors are hopeful that the two young musicians will make a partial recovery and be discharged to their mothers' care sometime within the next four months.
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Man, no one is here to listen to me shred! Maybe we should grow REALLY long beards. It'll be our schtick! Huh? Whaddya say?

(Or am I totally wrong? )
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The kids were warned to bring grandpa straight home after the 4:30 buffet at Golden Choral; but did they listen? Nooooo!
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Someone please call the Institution immediately! Crazy Clarence has escaped again!
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Old 12-17-2012, 12:05 PM
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How old is that picture Dave?

If it's as old as I suspect, then I can well guess who those guys are.
taken in the very early '70's ...
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Man, no one is here to listen to me shred!
Maybe we should grow REALLY long beards. It'll be our schtick!
Huh? Whaddya say?

(Or am I totally wrong? )
yeah , i think ya'll nailed it .

ok , now back to your regularly scheduled program .
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You'll have some fun with this one...

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Old 12-17-2012, 12:17 PM
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from an east texas blues gig ...
From the photo on the wall: Pssst... Hey, bass player, the rest of the band is gone.
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yeah , i think ya'll nailed it.
Seriously...that's Billy Gibbons?
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