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Old 12-17-2012, 12:34 PM
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:34 PM
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Last week, after realizing I've captioned many of you and have not posted my own pictures since the original thread, I brought my camera to a gig Friday night. Pictures were taken and will be posted in the next couple of days.
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:56 PM
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from an east texas blues gig ...
The moment just before Dave brought down the room's ceiling by playing a full E power chord on his bass.
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Old 12-17-2012, 05:44 PM
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oh and one more from about a week ago

The Eric Forman Band!!

Hanging out, down the street
The same old thing, we did last week
Not a thing to do, but talk to you
HELLO WISCONSIN!!
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Old 12-18-2012, 08:18 AM
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The Eric Forman Band!!
...With a young Norm Macdonald on bass (or at least eating chips)...
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Old 12-18-2012, 06:48 PM
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"Hey you. Maggot! What note am I playing right f'n now?!?! Get it wrong and Satan WILL eat your soul!!!"

The Death Metal music camp wasn't going well at all . . .

(this is a great pic btw)
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The Eric Forman Band!!

Hanging out, down the street
The same old thing, we did last week
Not a thing to do, but talk to you
HELLO WISCONSIN!!
Jackie on rhythm guitar!
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:17 PM
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I choose to sacrifice you! And you! And you! And...
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:18 PM
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Old 12-19-2012, 01:39 PM
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As you can probably tell, I was not aware:
  • What was being projected behind the band
  • That I was being photgraphed



Here's a pic of the whole band onstage




Sometimes weird pictures are delightful. Sometimes they are just weird. I'm still trying to figure out which one this is . . .
Guitarist: "Did you see that picture behind the bass player?"
Bassist: "Stay in the groove, stay in the groove, damn was that a pentatonic scale?"
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As you can probably tell, I was not aware:

[*]What was being projected behind the band
(bass player) HE'S a eunuch...
(drummer) He's dead!

Ok, stretching a movie quote

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Old 12-19-2012, 06:27 PM
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Oh, they think they're soooooo funny! Sooooo funny...oh, yes.

Well, they won't be laughing in the...<cough>...IN THE PIT OF DESPAIR!

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Old 12-20-2012, 02:53 AM
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Larry, Curly, and Moe...The Three Stooges Band!!!!
Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop....nauuk nauuk nauuk nauuk nauuk
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:41 AM
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:37 PM
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From the photo on the wall: Pssst... Hey, bass player, the rest of the band is gone.
That's a picture of Roosevelt T. Williams (better known as the Grey Ghost) on the wall. A great blues piano player. Also known as one of the 3 Texas Piano Professors. I played with another of the Profs: Erbie Bowser, and saw the Ghost many times.

I miss them both.

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Old 12-20-2012, 01:45 PM
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That's a picture of Roosevelt T. Williams (better known as the Grey Ghost) on the wall. A great blues piano player.
Also known as one of the 3 Texas Piano Professors.
I played with another of the Profs: Erbie Bowser, and saw the Ghost many times.

I miss them both.

Leni
thanks for that bit of info ...
from the Grey Ghost Music Festival gig , at a little converted church in Bastrop texas .
here's another shot ...

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"Stop, thief! Come back with my hair RIGHT NOW!"


And here's one of mine...

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