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Old 12-21-2012, 12:00 PM
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Cajonist realizes his mistake at the church of latter day "Satanists" not "Saints".

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Old 12-21-2012, 05:43 PM
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At a "fake gig" for a friends surprise bday . . .

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Old 12-21-2012, 07:38 PM
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Horrible sentiment in the Real World, but I can't help it here...



Hire the handicapped...they're fun to watch.
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Old 12-23-2012, 03:16 PM
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Cajonist struggles to stay awake during The Amazing Klima's
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Cajonist realizes his mistake at the church of latter day "Satanists" not "Saints".

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LOL. So, I look about equally likely to be a hypnotherapist or a Satanist? Yeah, I'd say that's about right.

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"What do you mean this is not a good disguise for a bank robbery?"
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Old 12-23-2012, 04:08 PM
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thanks for that bit of info ...
from the Grey Ghost Music Festival gig , at a little converted church in Bastrop texas .
here's another shot ...

"...and on Bb harp...Mr. William S. Burroughs!"
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Old 12-28-2012, 06:08 AM
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Old 12-28-2012, 08:19 AM
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Mandolinist caught in the act on Spotlight training day.
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Old 12-28-2012, 09:11 AM
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Seriously?, It's power cord, power cord...THEN the explosion!
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Old 12-28-2012, 11:25 AM
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Once again, Allison laments hiring her brother-in-law as a roadie...
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:28 AM
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Bored of your band ?

Try the all new Rancho-Relaxo Double Bass hammock , with room for you , your bass and a family of four, the sound of those never ending coffee-house dreary-fest gigs will fly by seamlessly.
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:55 AM
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LOL, I knew that picture had caption potential. FWIW we were playing music for a silent movie at an arts festival, which at least explains why we were all constantly staring off to the side at the screen.
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Old 12-29-2012, 11:10 AM
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How does the hammock fit in?
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Old 12-29-2012, 11:22 AM
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No clue other than "it's an arts festival and it's run by weird people". They had two of them and also some beanbags in addition to the regular seats.
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Old 12-29-2012, 11:27 AM
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How does the hammock fit in?
Ever try putting a double bass in a stage stand?
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photo of a benefit show we played for Boys and Girls club , they want to start a music program and the proceeds went to buy amps and a drum kit for them . Of course the photographer snapped the picture just as my strap broke and got the band name wrong. Don't matter , I quit them 2 weeks after the show anyway. Name of the band was bad boys of bedlam , I would poach our singer if given a chance , dude has more energy than any singer I have worked with , Great voice too
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:37 AM
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Here's one:

Man I gotta pee!
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:25 AM
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"Damn! Maybe that bean burrito dinner before gig wasn't such a great idea.."
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Only the drummer survived the Cosmic Ray that swept across the stage, instanly aging and weakening the guitarist and bassist, and totally vaporizing Guest player Skunk Baxter.
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Beaming down from the StarShip Enterprise, Jeremy arrived just in time for a grand entrance for his lead on "Jumpin' Jack Flash."
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