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Old 01-03-2013, 10:08 AM
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How old is that picture Dave?

If it's as old as I suspect, then I can well guess who those guys are.
I think it's Lynyrd Skynyrd before they hired Leon Wilkinson and moved Ronny VanZandt to lead throat.
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:13 AM
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Perhaps the most awkward-looking moment to have ever been captured on a stage...

Oblivious to the dimensional portal opening behind him, Jeremy kept singing as the guitarist and bassist watched the drummer being sucked into The Twilight Zone.
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:23 AM
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I think it's Lynyrd Skynyrd before they hired Leon Wilkinson and moved Ronny VanZandt to lead throat.
Billy Gibbons , Dusty Hill and Frank Beard ...
here 'ya go ...
http://classicrock.about.com/od/arti...z/p/zz_top.htm
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Old 01-08-2013, 07:31 PM
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ten years ago pic

i have lots of newer pics but this one's more promising
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Take another solo, and I will violate everything you hold dear. Twice.
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Old 01-10-2013, 09:22 AM
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New Year's Eve. Hope it's not bad. It's an iPhone picture.

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Old 01-11-2013, 09:08 AM
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Here's one:

"Oh Great Pumpkin raise out of your pumpkin patch". Charles Shultz was not amused by the BERTS new song he sued them for copy write infringement and there was no NEXT SHOW
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New Year's Eve. Hope it's not bad. It's an iPhone picture.

He ain't smiling anymore that last low B knocked over the glass on top of his brand new amp and killed it. Rule #1 kiddies never ever put a drink on top of your amp. Now say it with me kids AH POOR BOB!
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When Igor wasnt stealing brains and bodies for Dr. Frankenstein,he often showed up at the Transylvania Inn on Open Mic night.
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Old 01-11-2013, 01:14 PM
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Sometimes the "Macarena" totally rocks:

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and sometimes it doesn't:
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New Year's Eve. Hope it's not bad. It's an iPhone picture.

Bob beamed with excitement on the night his wife let him take the burled walnut coffee table to the gig.
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Bob beamed with excitement on the night his wife let him take the burled walnut coffee table to the gig.
It was a special night.
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A couple from mid December.

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Old 01-12-2013, 08:27 PM
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My Dean's List Daughter, who had come to my gig directly from school, took this one. I had asked her to take some pictures. I'm so proud.

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Old 01-12-2013, 11:28 PM
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That one's easy...

"My dad's butt."
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:20 PM
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A couple from mid December.

Bob was having so much fun on the gig that he didnt notice that he was only a half step from being in perfect alignment with the soundman's stage snare that waited for his next overloud note to come off the stage instead of the FOH..
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:49 PM
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