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Old 01-14-2013, 04:16 PM
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Modelling the latest from the Frederick's Of Hollywood wig line, our bassist...






...apologies for picking on your hair, btw....
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Old 01-15-2013, 02:07 PM
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The girl: He has the freaking bow again I knew he couldn't get through this freaking show without picking up that damn bow!
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:58 AM
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okay have a it
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Have at what? Nothing's showing and copy/pasting the url gives me the 'invalid attachment' page.
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Old 01-18-2013, 09:45 AM
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Have at what? Nothing's showing and copy/pasting the url gives me the 'invalid attachment' page.
Sorry about that it is gone from my attachments? fixed
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Old 01-18-2013, 04:08 PM
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Due to extreme color blindness our hero , RT was forced to downgrade to two bright neon strings[he forgot where his left hand was that day] , unfortunately only local guide dogs noticed .
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Old 01-18-2013, 04:17 PM
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[cheezy Irish'ish accent]...always after me Lucky Charms, even when I try to disguise them as bass strings...[/cheezy Irish'ish accent]
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:01 AM
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It ws my first gig last night...so here....
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Old 01-21-2013, 07:47 AM
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Nate tried to pass it off as a reverse Mowhawk but everyone knew of the feeble scalp attempt by Winston "Hannibal Lector" Wazinsky, the drummer. Fortunately they've put aside their differences for "the sake of the band."
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It ws my first gig last night...so here....
And if you practise really, really hard, the band will let you on the stage for the 2nd performance!
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:11 AM
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Nate tried to pass it off as a reverse Mowhawk but everyone knew of the feeble scalp attempt by Winston "Hannibal Lector" Wazinsky, the drummer. Fortunately they've put aside their differences for "the sake of the band."
Ha ha! Good one, ee-san!
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:17 PM
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one more from same gig-


The Drummer came prepared. The Guitarist had already begun releasing the remnants of his bean burrito...
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[quote=Geroi Asfalta;13754274]one more from same gig-

Hey guys, do you get it? I'm wearing a Fender shirt and playing a Fender bass. Cool eh?
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:47 AM
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Hey guys, do you get it? I'm wearing a Fender shirt and playing a Fender bass. Cool eh?
I was thinking that the entire gig. Would've been awkward if the fender quit and I would have to use the Peavey
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The Drummer came prepared. The Guitarist had already begun releasing the remnants of his bean burrito...
Oh crap! I hope nobody notices I put my strap on backwards!
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:03 AM
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here you go something different

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here you go something different


God dammit, who turned instagram on again?






My frist gig with the bass!
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Big day out 2013
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