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Old 02-10-2013, 06:04 PM
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Big day out 2013
Ah come on! Who put that ice down the back of my shirt?
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"Pictures Of Matchstick Men!""
I f*n LOVE this song!!
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Old 02-12-2013, 07:28 AM
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Big day out 2013
Tim is thinking through the pain of finishing his chest tattoo
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Big day out 2013
Still hoping to land a spot on "Jersey Shore" the bass player takes every opportunity to work on his tan.
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Have at it.
Yeah you, the one chick at the gig....
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:49 AM
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Halloween 2006. Have fun.

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Old 02-13-2013, 10:17 AM
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Petey The Sexual Harassment Panda finally gets a new gig in the house band for the Island of Misfit Mascots Commune.
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:34 AM
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Have we mentioned that our band concept was heavily influenced by A-HA's "Take On Me" video?
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:56 AM
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Petey The Sexual Harassment Panda finally gets a new gig in the house band for the Island of Misfit Mascots Commune.
http://youtu.be/OQnNH7I07RY

You nailed it lol
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Old 02-16-2013, 03:58 PM
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Halloween 2006. Have fun.

Everyone in the bar was taken aback by the bass playing panda. So much so that they didn't even notice the ginormous microphone.... Was still growing.
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my bands first gig under the name "drinking beer" before we dropped the second guitarist, changed the name and got serious last year
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Eyes closed, out of/soft-focus, and still hits the one every time...signs of a good player.
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Old 05-22-2013, 03:36 AM
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Halloween 2006. Have fun.

With hours to go before his execution Peter Panda convicted leg humper shows his contempt for the gathered mob by playing a drop tuned solo of Kelly Clarkson's "Breakway" followed by a two hour spoken word piece based on the 2003 block buster movie "From Justin To Kelly" Peter's last words before being stoned by the crowd were " Snitches get stitches have a great summer everybody" end quote.
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Uh, talk dirty to it?
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Old 05-22-2013, 05:29 PM
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Uh, talk dirty to it?
Heyyyyyy !!! Ohhhhhh !!! That's what she said
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