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Old 05-13-2011, 08:12 AM
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Post your gig pics for us to caption!

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Don't know if this is been done - but I was inspired by another thread...I love seeing gig pics - but more so, the faces we sometimes make are begging for a story. Lets give 'em one

Since TB LOVES rules - there's only 2:

1 - post only your pics - you post it, you can't get offended by anything (we should be able to keep this nice huh?)

2 - you're allowed one caption w/o giving us a pic of yourself!

Here's a few lambs of mine I'll lead to slaughter . . .




I actually have a mild form of sleep apnea and did fall asleep at a gig once (though not this time)
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Old 05-13-2011, 09:11 AM
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Cool

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Old 05-13-2011, 09:37 AM
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. . . on more than one occasion AND I usually have a fan pointed directly at my head
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Old 05-13-2011, 09:37 AM
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CAPTION THIS

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Old 05-13-2011, 09:52 AM
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caption this
"Siegried and Helmut quickly learn that yodeling doesn't always work in rock music."
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Old 05-13-2011, 09:55 AM
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And here's one from my band

Fire away.....
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Old 05-13-2011, 09:59 AM
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Go ahead, be merciless on this
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Old 05-13-2011, 10:43 AM
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Damn it - I told you there is NO FINGER TAPPING IN COUNTRY MUSIC

Guitarist:
Oh. I thought there was finger tapping in everything. . . my bad
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Old 05-13-2011, 10:48 AM
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Old 05-13-2011, 10:50 AM
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hahaha

How about this one?

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Here's a couple more fun ones...


Yes, the guitarist on the right is wearing scrubs...


I love the bassist's hat!
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Old 05-13-2011, 10:58 AM
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here's one..
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:02 AM
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"If I pull my hat down, no one will notice that I fell asleep..."
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Old 05-13-2011, 11:08 AM
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"Hey - this is what happened to the last guitar player that told me to turn down!"





unfortunately there are tons of pics like this of me floating around . . .
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hahaha

How about this one?

AAAA EEEE GGGG
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"Dear Lord, I promise, I will never curse, drink, or smoke again if no one asks us to play Achy Breaky Heart."
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