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Old 07-16-2009, 06:28 PM
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Ever want to show your Guitard how much you just appreciate how loud they turn up their amps. Acknowledge how much you love their vast information of your own instrument,and how to play it? How bout a little bit of chocolate?
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Two brothers... an octave apart. One muscular and strong who all the women love, the other thin and whimpy that makes screeching noises when ignored.
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Old 07-16-2009, 06:48 PM
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Ever want to show your Guitard how much you just appreciate how loud they turn up their amps. Acknowledge how much you love their vast information of your own instrument,and how to play it? How bout a little bit of chocolate?
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:50 AM
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Best part is they'll never get it. Start a thread of showing your guitard with their chocolate.
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Old 07-17-2009, 04:47 AM
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I don't know why they bothered with the bittersweet and semisweet chocolate - 99.97% of guitards are milk chocolate only and can't handle the stronger stuff...

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Old 07-17-2009, 11:14 AM
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I don't know why they bothered with the bittersweet and semisweet chocolate - 99.97% of guitards are milk chocolate only and can't handle the stronger stuff...

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Meh, Id say 99% of guitards are bittersweet at best...
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Ooo, I think I like guitards now. It's so hard to find chocolate thats more than 60% cacao
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:40 AM
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For some reason the word guitard reminds me of a ricer. If you dont know what a ricer is, go drive around for a little until you see a Honda Civic with a crappy sounding muffler, spoiler and sloppily done body kit. You will know what I mean when you see(or hear one.) I dont know why I associate the two but they seem to both be ignorant. Anyone else make this association?
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Ooo, I think I like guitards now. It's so hard to find chocolate thats more than 60% cacao
http://www.chocolatebar.com/shop/c-2...-3oz-bars.aspx

88% here! Yum!
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I hate to bring up this old thread but I went back to find it because another member had a similar thread.

Just noticed the person above ^^ joined TB just to post once to say thanks for talking about her chocolate,and hasn't been on here since that 1 post.
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