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Old 02-03-2008, 10:50 AM
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I saw this earlier on reddit. It pretty much sums up the entire non-myspace internet.
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so all you guys just READ about bass?

I actually PLAY bass, its alot of fun!
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Old 02-03-2008, 02:00 PM
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so all you guys just READ about bass?

I actually PLAY bass, its alot of fun!
How can you play a fish?
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Old 02-03-2008, 02:02 PM
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so all you guys just READ about bass?

I actually PLAY bass, its alot of fun!
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How can you play a fish?
well you wipe it down first, cant have a slimy bass

My mom tried to order me a subscription to a magazine called "bass master" LOL I had to stop her before it was too late
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I find that Dilbert imitates my own life more often than I would really like to admit.
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I find that Dilbert imitates my own life more often than I would really like to admit.
its okay, you arent alone, just IMAGINE if you had friends like us in real life!
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Old 02-03-2008, 02:07 PM
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well you wipe it down first, cant have a slimy bass
The slime would help with slides.
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The slime would help with slides.
dude mines MIA, it slides FINE okay?? it doesnt NEED slime!!
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Old 02-03-2008, 02:32 PM
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dude mines MIA, it slides FINE okay?? it doesnt NEED slime!!
All fish need slime, never heard of this MIA breed either.
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