|  | | 
03-12-2010, 12:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: las vegas,NV | | | probably the greatest example of a guitard
Sign in to disble this ad
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/muc/1640728208.html Quote:
Looking to start band... with unique twist (Las Vegas)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hi everyone, my name is Tony. I've been a professional guitar player for 20 years in bands all across the country. I settled down in Las Vegas last year and am looking to start a new band with a unique twist. I'm in to playing hard rock, my influences are myself, Night Ranger, Survivor, .38 Special, Queen, Heart, Loverboy, Def Leppard, etc. I know all of these bands catalogs plus many more. Here's the twist: We would play covers of the bands I mentioned but when it's time for the guitar solo, i will drop my pants. I have an urethral implant that I can set up to emit a small flame of natural gas and will light it on fire. For the duration of the guitar solo I will swing my c*** around on fire. When I do it at the right speed it looks like a flaming pinwheel or fourth of july sparkler. When my solo is over pants go back on. I know it sounds crazy but I lived in other countries for years and this really gets the crowd going. I can swing it in time to most of the songs. If any other band member is interested in getting the implant too that would be great (standing members only, not the drummer). If you're a woman it may work too (urethral implant) as long as your not too meaty down there. At this stage in my career the normal cover band life is not what I'm looking for. With this stage show I guarantee we will be able to book at rates above and beyond what our competition is getting paid. Plus, we don't have to play any of those bs corporate parties (well maybe Playboy's!). Looking for drummer, guitar, bass, keys and backup vox. Please feel free to shoot me a message and I will get back to you. Tony "The Pinwheel" Ocasio.
|
__________________
superbassman2000-- you want to shoot 250 watts of bass frequencies in your mouth?
Last edited by Thor : 03-12-2010 at 03:40 PM.
Reason: Quoted before CL removal
|
03-12-2010, 12:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Ohio | | |
__________________
She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
|
03-12-2010, 12:12 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Fort Myers, Florida | |
__________________
Funk............ out! TheChicagoMob "If you aint appearing, you be disappearing" Florida Bassist Club #150, Epifani Club #78, MarkBass Club #251, Genz Benz Cub #207 |
03-12-2010, 12:14 PM
|  | In a world that doesn't, bass does. | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SF Bay Area, California | | | that is so damn funny. is he serious? hahahahahhaha |
03-12-2010, 12:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Ohio | | When people stop listening to your crappy covers of crappy songs...resort to cheap gimmicks! 
__________________
She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
|
03-12-2010, 12:14 PM
| | Registered User
Brownchicken Browncow | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ | | |
__________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
|
03-12-2010, 12:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: las vegas,NV | | | taken to the next and a visual, you cant put a price on awesomeness
__________________
superbassman2000-- you want to shoot 250 watts of bass frequencies in your mouth?
|
03-12-2010, 12:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Newmarket Ontario, Canada | | Best thread on the whole site 
__________________ Quote: |
We will make you work at least 40 hours a week. At weird times of the day. You will love it.
| |
03-12-2010, 12:19 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: AZ mountains | | | Darn. I thought I was the only one with a urethral implant that could shoot flames. Cr@p.
__________________
To each his own when it comes to tone.
|
03-12-2010, 12:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: las vegas,NV | | | the best is "too meaty down there" gentlemen i think ive just named my new instrumental, course i have written it yet, but hey i thnk the name will sell it on its own.
__________________
superbassman2000-- you want to shoot 250 watts of bass frequencies in your mouth?
|
03-12-2010, 12:23 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Victorville, CA | | | So no one can make fun of bass players for wearing funky hats on stage anymore after this right? |
03-12-2010, 12:24 PM
| | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by From the link my influences are myself, Night Ranger, Survivor, .38 Special, Queen, Heart, Loverboy, Def Leppard, etc | Night Ranger??????? Survivor???????? Loverboy???????? Def Leppard???????????? .38 Special????????????? LOL, why not throw in some Poison, Warrant and Whitesnake for good measure? God, help us all...
I don't know which is worse- they dude's stage show or his influences (aside from Queen and [i]some of[/] Heart- those are cool).
I'm almost ashamed to admit I even know songs by those bands. I'd certainly never play them for what I'd expect to receive in payment from the sort of venues that would expect them. |
03-12-2010, 12:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Greenville SC | | Or in the type of venues that consider pinwheel boy entertainment. 
__________________
(Bass therapy: a low end intervention)
Praise & Worship - #677
Fender Jazz Bass Club #670
Mediocre Bassist Club #475
|
03-12-2010, 12:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brookfield, CT | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Auriaprottu  Night Ranger??????? Survivor???????? Loverboy???????? Def Leppard???????????? .38 Special????????????? LOL, why not throw in some Poison, Warrant and Whitesnake for good measure? God, help us all... | You REALLY should read the rest of the ad..... "If any other band member is interested in getting the implant too that would be great (standing members only, not the drummer)."
 |
03-12-2010, 01:48 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Before it, inevitably, gets removed:
Genius! Where can I get such an implant!
__________________
Bassist for Starveya - www.reverbnation.com/starveya
Sat June 9th @ Shamrocks in Chino Hills - 10pm
Bassist - Veg#33, Buddhist#11, LGBT#5
Last edited by Thor : 03-12-2010 at 03:39 PM.
Reason: Mod edit - moved quote to OP... Genius!
|
03-12-2010, 02:31 PM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: La Crosse, WI and Mpls, MN | | | Wait..wait...I'm starting get a visual....
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little....
__________________
I am not a "yes" man. If my wife says no...I say no. |
03-12-2010, 02:40 PM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: SATX by way of NOLA | | | TOTAL WIN!
__________________
Rickenbacker Club #444
"Keep the rock funky and the funk rocking"
-MJ
|
03-12-2010, 02:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: :noitacoL | | | "standing members only"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by sloasdaylight Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. And with poop. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Kwesi Let us know how far you make it before mork comes out your nose. | |
03-12-2010, 02:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Eastern Wisconsin | | | Holy....
Smokes......
__________________
Lefty Union #203, SX Club Member Quote: |
Originally Posted by SurferJoe46 Bass tone isn't rocket surgery anyway. | |
03-12-2010, 03:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Denver, CO | | | I'd pay a dollar to see that show...
__________________
Lakland 55-02 -> Ashdown ABM500 EVOII -> Dr. Bass 2460
yerkish.com
| | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off | | | |
