A friend & former coworker once spent a few weeks in Hong Kong on business. Among the photos he brought back was one of a lovely young lady, sitting on a chair in a hotel room. Behind the girl was a mirror, with the reflection of my friend, clearly buck naked! Fortunately, the mirror only showed about 1/3.
"I spent ten years starving to death playing great music. I write a one-chord song about poontang and make a million dollars. What would YOU do?" - Ted Nugent