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Old 06-07-2008, 06:12 PM
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I love my wife, and she treats me like a king, but this evening was a mess. I just got done practicing on my bass, when she decided to surprise me with dinner. She was bringing it on a tray, when all of the sudden, the pistachio pudding went sliding off and splattered all over the floor. At first it was funny, until I looked over and saw it all over my bass and amp.

It is a lot harder than you think to get pudding off your bass, and even harder off a fender amp with a grill.

If you ever go to see a blues band, and the bass player smells like pistachio, it's probably me.
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Old 06-07-2008, 06:31 PM
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I would lick it off... mmm...mmm....mmm Gud
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Old 06-07-2008, 07:09 PM
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The bass would be easy to clean up the amp I dont even know where to start. The easyest way might be just replacing the grill. Its the greyish one that kind of looks like what ampeg covers the grills with right? and for the bass get some good guitar polish. I like lizard spit guitar polish. It doesnt leave a residue like other polishes I tryed and It doesnt let dust stick to your bass. And over time it will even take off small scratches
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Old 06-07-2008, 07:23 PM
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Old 06-08-2008, 05:14 AM
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LOL! I'm working on the lyrics now.

Thanks for the advise, spaz.
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pistachio pudding! I love pistachios...I've had pistachio ice cream, and pistachio muffins, and of course pistachios... but never pistachio pudding.

Also can't you take the grill off the amp and just hose it down?
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:53 PM
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I love my wife, and she treats me like a king, but this evening was a mess. I just got done practicing on my bass, when she decided to surprise me with dinner. She was bringing it on a tray, when all of the sudden, the pistachio pudding went sliding off and splattered all over the floor. At first it was funny, until I looked over and saw it all over my bass and amp.

It is a lot harder than you think to get pudding off your bass, and even harder off a fender amp with a grill.

If you ever go to see a blues band, and the bass player smells like pistachio, it's probably me.
No photo no pudding!!

Dude, sorry but I am LMAO here!



How's the wife doin? She must have felt terrible when it happened?

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Old 06-09-2008, 03:57 PM
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I've spilt roasted peanuts down my guitar before... still haven't got it out of the bridge yet....
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:58 PM
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Kinda a nice change from the usual cigarette burns, sticky beer scum and rings from wet glasses, I would think...
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No photo no pudding!!

Dude, sorry but I am LMAO here!



How's the wife doin? She must have felt terrible when it happened?

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Old 06-09-2008, 06:36 PM
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You WIFE brought you PISTACHIO PUDDING and dinner ON A TRAY?!??

Holy cow, you have one great wife. I hope you appreciate that. Forget about the spilled pudding. Take care of that wife.

p.s Pistachio pudding is almost as good as a fine Jazz bass.

p.p.s You'd better post an .mp3 of Pistachio Blues.
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Old 06-09-2008, 07:33 PM
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You WIFE brought you PISTACHIO PUDDING and dinner ON A TRAY?!??

Holy cow, you have one great wife. I hope you appreciate that. Forget about the spilled pudding. Take care of that wife.

p.s Pistachio pudding is almost as good as a fine Jazz bass.

p.p.s You'd better post an .mp3 of Pistachio Blues.
Believe me, I know what I got, and let her know all the time. I must be real good in bed or something, for her to put up with all my crap. We've been married 25 years this December.

I think Pistachio Blues will be as popular as crossroads. We're on to something here.
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Old 06-09-2008, 07:42 PM
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"Woke up this mornin',
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Old 06-09-2008, 07:59 PM
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It's all cleaned, and we can laugh about it now...
Sounds good!

She seems to be one of the finer ladies out there, serving you food and such, I am lucky to live with a sweetie like that as well, guess that's why I never have won a game or a lottery in my life ...



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You WIFE brought you PISTACHIO PUDDING and dinner ON A TRAY?!??

Holy cow, you have one great wife. I hope you appreciate that. Forget about the spilled pudding. Take care of that wife.
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Old 06-11-2008, 05:14 AM
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Heh, very funny. good luck cleaning
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Old 06-11-2008, 07:36 PM
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You must value her feelings, because a lot of guys would've went straight into the "Oh, no, it's ruined and I must buy new equipment" spiel .
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