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04-30-2008, 03:28 PM
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A band I was in was playing a club in Indiana about halfway between Chicago and Indy.The drummer and I were talking to the bartender before our first set when these two guys walked in.She said she dreaded seeing them there because they were always trouble.She said too that they were from an inbred family and their sister had kids by them.Sick.We start our first set and right away these two come up and start dancing and playing air guitar.One guy was a little weird looking and the other had the one eye that looked into space.The douchebag bandleader brought his wife on this trip and she was sitting by herself.The weird looking guy asks her to dance and she says no of course.The bandleader/guitarist starts to stare this guy down and motioning with his head to get away from his wife.The guy stares back and walks toward the stage staring all the way.He gets about 6 feet away from the bandleader and blows chunks all over.Needless to say it was break time. |
04-30-2008, 03:36 PM
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04-30-2008, 03:36 PM
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Someone I know previously found pleasure with himself 8-10 times a day & now he's useless. They all laugh at him.
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04-30-2008, 03:36 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario | | | What was that line from 'Wayne's World'? "If you blow chunks and she stays...."
How was the rest of the night?
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04-30-2008, 03:36 PM
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04-30-2008, 03:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: California | | | this story is useless without photos... |
05-03-2008, 01:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | | Disgusting. Good band name though.
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I was there and I posted #8, Brutal Bassist #6.9
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05-03-2008, 03:50 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Finland (Northern Europe) | | | Hi.
A B5 quote:
When You reduce the family tree to a family bush, you just can't hide as much beneath it.
Holds true I guess.
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05-03-2008, 04:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | Quote:
Originally Posted by T-Bird  Hi.
A B5 quote:
When You reduce the family tree to a family bush, you just can't hide as much beneath it.
Holds true I guess.
Regards
sam | What kind of bush? I've seen some dense shrubs down here.
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I was there and I posted #8, Brutal Bassist #6.9
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05-03-2008, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by f'nar f'nar Disgusting. Good band name though. | what?! how?!
thats nearly as bad as cot of sh*t sorry cradle of filth lol |
05-03-2008, 04:42 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Northampton Mass | | I wonder if puking on demand is a result of the chlorine in th gene pool?
He's a mutant from Xmen...... 
Aj
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05-03-2008, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Andrew Jones I wonder if puking on demand is a result of the chlorine in th gene pool? | lol, it took me while to get that but thats hilarious |
05-03-2008, 05:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Finland (Northern Europe) | | Hi. Quote:
Originally Posted by f'nar f'nar What kind of bush? I've seen some dense shrubs down here. | You mean shrubberies? Do they come with the Knights who say NI!
As for You question, I think TB rules prohibit talking about that  .
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05-03-2008, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by T-Bird Hi.
A B5 quote:
When You reduce the family tree to a family bush, you just can't hide as much beneath it.
Holds true I guess.
Regards
sam | Sounds more like their family tree resembles a stick.  |
05-03-2008, 08:39 AM
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05-03-2008, 10:27 AM
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05-03-2008, 12:03 PM
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05-03-2008, 05:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago | | | Munjibunga,that's a pretty close picture of how those guys looked.I hope the nightmares don't start coming back.I overheard one of them ask to their father,"Hey Paw ifn you an Maw gets a deevorce does that mean she ain't my sister no more?" |
05-06-2008, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by f'nar f'nar Disgusting. Good band name though. | LOL. "Puking Inbred - Saturday Night Only!". Yep. That'll put some asses in the aisles...
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05-06-2008, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by f'nar f'nar Disgusting. Good band name though. | +1! LOL!
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