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03-12-2006, 07:07 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hickory NC | | | Quote from Cosmo
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ok, so I was talking to a girl I want to go out with over AIM, and I told her I play bass, so she says "gimme a minute, I need to consult with the female bible (cosmo)". So she comes back, and types in what cosmo has to say about the bass...
so according to cosmo.. " choosing such a physically domineering instrument indicates that he probably takes charge in the bedroom. you have to be willing to relinquish control and let him work his magic."
I couldn't stop laughing, and I hope you guys (not sure if this works for women...) will enjoy this as much as I did.
Greg
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03-12-2006, 07:32 PM
|  | Knowledge is Good - Emile Faber | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Pleasant Hill, CA | | | I'm about as magical as Lucky Charms.
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03-12-2006, 07:35 PM
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03-12-2006, 08:10 PM
|  | Deteriorating faster than I can lower my standards | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Frederick MD USA | | | Hey, if she's not willing to relinquish control and let me work my magic, I will gladly relinquish control and let her work her magic! Better yet, we take turns! The important thing is to get to the point where the issue comes up!
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03-12-2006, 08:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Valencia, CA 91354 | | If Cosmo is the female bible, God help us all... 
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03-12-2006, 08:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: montreal, qc, Canada | | | Haha I actually read that article, a friend showed it to me a while back and I laughed. |
03-12-2006, 08:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hickory NC | | | lol, nice. I want to read the whole thing one day
Greg
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03-12-2006, 10:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rochester, NY | | | My first thought of this thread was pointed torwards Cosmo from The Fairly Oddparents.
I think thats kinda funny, although ironic for me - I'm a bit too passive when it comes to girls...
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03-12-2006, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter McFerrin If Cosmo is the female bible, God help us all... | It sure appears to be for chicks. Not sure what grown women read.
DCat,
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03-12-2006, 10:48 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Levy's Leathers Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Toronto/Niagara Falls, Ontario | | | The most magical thing about me is that my pinky finger is double-jointed. My Jaw makes a magical "popping" noise when I open it wide.
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03-12-2006, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark Wilson The most magical thing about me is that my pinky finger is double-jointed. My Jaw makes a magical "popping" noise when I open it wide.
-Mark | Same here, and both of my thumbs are double-jointed as well.
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03-14-2006, 12:06 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Madison, NJ | | | Bass Player mag had something similar in the last pages a few months back. Something about why women should marry a bass player.
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03-14-2006, 01:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | | WOW! The first true thing cosmo has ever said, i totally take cha-
never mind |
03-14-2006, 05:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hickory NC | | | lol, I still haven't been able to read thw whole thing, but once I do, I'll post some other funny stuff in here.
Greg
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03-14-2006, 07:36 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Ibanez basses and Promethean amp | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Atlanta | | So, do all of us bassists have to say, "I swear that's never happened before. Trust me, it usually lasts longer. I swear!" Who's with me?
Fellas?
Anyone? 
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03-14-2006, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Minger My first thought of this thread was pointed torwards Cosmo from The Fairly Oddparents. | LOL I thought it was Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld! 
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03-14-2006, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Lazylion LOL I thought it was Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld! |
Same here.
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03-14-2006, 08:22 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Leander, Texas | | | "the female bible"
ROTFLMAO!!! Only if you're under 35.
I read "Bass Guitar", myself.
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03-14-2006, 01:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: West Yorkshire, UK | | Haha, I read Cosmo once on a trip with a few girls when I was out of reading material, never again! At least it's not being negative, wonder what they think of ERBs then, guess with an instrument that domineering you may as well leave your panties at the door along with your free will ladies  . I'm so gonna run that by some of the girls I know.
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03-14-2006, 03:17 PM
| | | | Last time I looked at a cosmo mag, it was talking about the male G-spot, funniest **** I know of.
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