Quote from Cosmo

[Joe Turski]

I very surprized that Cosmo never said anything about bass players that like to slap & pop. I would think that they would find bass players barbaric.

And they never mentioned anything about fingerstyle?

[Microbass]

Originally Posted by Joe Turski

I very surprized that Cosmo never said anything about bass players that like to slap & pop. I would think that they would find bass players barbaric.

And they never mentioned anything about fingerstyle?

or more importantly; having bigger wood than a guitarist!

[AshenBassist]

Originally Posted by Microbass

or more importantly; having bigger wood than a guitarist!

LMAO good god thats funny!

[Phil Mastro]

Originally Posted by Aj*

guess with an instrument that domineering you may as well leave your panties at the door along with your free will ladies .

HAHAHAHA!

Oy, cosmo is ridiculous.

[canopener]

I was disappointed in this thread--I thought it would be a clever bass quote from Cosmo Kramer.

[txbasschik]

Originally Posted by Aj*

Haha, I read Cosmo once on a trip with a few girls when I was out of reading material, never again! At least it's not being negative, wonder what they think of ERBs then, guess with an instrument that domineering you may as well leave your panties at the door along with your free will ladies . I'm so gonna run that by some of the girls I know.

No wonder that big, blonde lesbian tried to drag me off by my ears to her lair. She'd been reading Cosmo!

Cherie ;-)

[Greg Johnsen]

Originally Posted by Microbass

or more importantly; having bigger wood than a guitarist!

I've got 10 pounds of wood dying to get out of my gig bag ~_^

Greg

[Alex]

This thread could get pretty nasty with talk of "complex fingering" and "longer, wider shafts" and "pickups".

I suggest stopping now.

[TheDarkReaver]

aye, for instance; the head on my intrument is rather large.

[Aj*]

Nah, I think we should continue . I am capable of some very simple double bass playing so occsionally I bust out the double bass and proudly tell any other bassists (I'm the only one who can play any double bass at all) "My bass is much bigger than yours!". Bwahahaha . Then again, I'll soon be a member of the 6 string club, giving me yet more opertunity to use that joke, oh I'm so lame .