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Old 12-21-2010, 07:57 AM
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I got drunk last night. When I woke up this morning. There's a rabbit in my living room!
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Old 12-21-2010, 07:59 AM
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I got drunk last night. When I woke up this morning. There's a rabbit in my living room!
What's the best rabbit for metal?
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Old 12-21-2010, 08:16 AM
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I got drunk last night. When I woke up this morning. There's a rabbit in my living room!
Alright, we can get through this together.

You're going to need some news paper, a sharp knife, maybe 1/2 a cup of olive oil, a large onion, a couple of cans of cream of mushroom soup, and a dutch oven........
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He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger....
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Old 12-21-2010, 08:31 AM
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Alright, we can get through this together.

You're going to need some news paper, a sharp knife, maybe 1/2 a cup of olive oil, a large onion, a couple of cans of cream of mushroom soup, and a dutch oven........
this reminds me of the time my grandparents fed us the pet rabbits that we used to play with. I was 4 at the time...
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Old 12-21-2010, 08:35 AM
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Rabbit really is delicious. BBQ it, roast it, or make a stew.
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Old 12-21-2010, 08:46 AM
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this reminds me of the time my grandparents fed us the pet rabbits that we used to play with. I was 4 at the time...
Your grandparents did WHAT?!
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Old 12-21-2010, 08:52 AM
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Rabbits are carriers of disease, especially one nasty one appropriately known as Rabbit Fever.

Be Careful.
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Old 12-21-2010, 09:46 AM
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did he look like this?



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Old 12-21-2010, 09:52 AM
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I woke up weekend before last with leaves in my hair. I have no idea where I went, but it seems that I was in a forest....
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Old 12-21-2010, 11:39 AM
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At least it wasn't a tiger (ala the Hangover)
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Old 12-21-2010, 11:51 AM
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Was the rabbit hung over too?

Is it pregnant?
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Old 12-21-2010, 12:05 PM
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Was his name Harvey?
Or was it the Donnie Darko Rabbit?
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Old 12-21-2010, 12:11 PM
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:15 PM
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I found a rabbit in my fridge once. Needless to say I was pretty taken aback by this. I asked him what he was doing in my refrigerator. He said, "this is a Westinghouse, right?" I said, sure it is. He replied, "well, I'm just westing."
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:20 PM
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:36 PM
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^ Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:37 PM
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:45 PM
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I found a rabbit in my fridge once. Needless to say I was pretty taken aback by this. I asked him what he was doing in my refrigerator. He said, "this is a Westinghouse, right?" I said, sure it is. He replied, "well, I'm just westing."
Now that right there is funny (even though I own a bunny!)
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:56 PM
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SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,’O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—

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Well they are pretty simple cars, but I think the biggest problem whoever did this faced was getting the unibody inside. What year is it?
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