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Old 03-28-2006, 09:10 PM
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I mean... here's the question of the day. Why is the guitarist doing the solo. It's a SO... LO.... The bass player should be doing it. Not only that, but the guitar player is mad high up on the fretboard. It's a SO... LO.... So point this out to your guitarist. It's about getting SO LOW the audience loses control over their bowels.

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Old 03-28-2006, 09:25 PM
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Because if they called it a sohigh everyone would think something else.

Just when you thought that play on words couldn't get any lamer...
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Old 03-28-2006, 09:27 PM
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Bass player: you are so good at singing, you should go solo!
Singer: oh yeah?
Bass Player: yeah, So low nobody can hear you!
Singer: *punches bass player in the face*
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Old 03-28-2006, 09:32 PM
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Old 03-29-2006, 04:36 AM
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I'd sure like to hear your band with your two guitarists and you doing all the solos
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Old 03-29-2006, 09:47 AM
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My band is not only letting me do a solo, it was their idea! Now I just gotta consult with the spirt of Jaco and write something killer!
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:11 AM
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Because if they called it a sohigh everyone would think something else.
Lot of people already think that....
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Bass player: you are so good at singing, you should go solo!
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I mean... here's the question of the day. Why is the guitarist doing the solo. It's a SO... LO.... The bass player should be doing it. Not only that, but the guitar player is mad high up on the fretboard. It's a SO... LO.... So point this out to your guitarist. It's about getting SO LOW the audience loses control over their bowels.

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At the end of "Red Tonight", I get a solo. And everyone likes to laugh and say, "She goes so looooooow! Cherie...How low do you go?"

Arrrr-ar-ar-dee-har.

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Old 03-30-2006, 03:46 PM
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someone kill this thread now! please!


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Worst thread ever?
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Old 04-02-2006, 01:07 PM
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Old 04-02-2006, 07:36 PM
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lol @ that normality thread hahaha
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That first thread is the exact one I was thinking when I read "Worst thread ever".

Although that thread from the 14 year old satanist comes pretty close I guess...
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